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@oreillyfactor I see you have another totally well balanced list of guests tonight, AGAIN!! Could you not find anymore conservatives?

@oreillyfactor Dear Abby,whats wrong with people? The Past couple days I went into public restaurants toilet bowls,and there's wee wee

@oreillyfactor There's wee wee and pee pee all over the toilet bowl seat! Damn It! Y do I have 2 clean the damn toilet bowl seats?

@oreillyfactor Anyhow Abby,don't piss me off< but I have a problem,my toilet bowl has 3 toilet handle flushers,1 >2 the left,1>in the middle

@oreillyfactor There's 3 handles on the toilet bowl,so which handle do I flush? The 1 on the right or the 1 on the left? Or the Middle>!1?

@oreillyfactor FACTS! deputy's dad died in Copter Crash. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/10/25/calif-sheriff-deputy-killed-in-line-duty-26-years-to-day-his-cop-father-died/ …

@oreillyfactor hair on fire, scaredy-cat righties resent cool, calm, collected Obama approach to problems which proves right in the end.

@oreillyfactor Why do you have Juan Williams on. He only knows talking points, no original thoufhts

@oreillyfactor What about quarantining all the illegal children with TB and other cumunicable deseases