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@oreillyfactor Where were you last night Billy O, couldn't cover breaking news like a real newsman, no monitor no Billy O show, what a joke!

@oreillyfactor Bill ,i got you a new date,her name is >Fart Jumper< she like to jump up in the air and blow farts so make sure u hold her>

@oreillyfactor Hold her hand tight as u both jump up in the air to blow a fart and as u blow the fart, just say>yahooey this is fun,imfartin

@oreillyfactor Anyhow Bill,i got a call from my ex girl,Aunt Jumima,she said she bought u pancake dinner and than u said u had to go to the

@oreillyfactor U had to go to the bathroom after eating all the pancakes,and than u climbed out the bathroom window and left Aunt Jumima wit

@oreillyfactor U left her wit the pancake bill? That's real sneaky! Don't try that on Miss Fart Jumper!

@oreillyfactor Anyhow ,we found Eli Mannings buggar hidden underneath the eardrum in Laura Ingraham's ear,so clean the ear wax off the

@oreillyfactor Clean the ear wax off Eli's buggar and put it back in his nose and maybe he will have a better game this week? Maybe thats

@oreillyfactor @KeynesianDemise uh oh Bill reads Stratfor intelligence lol

@oreillyfactor Welfare people are better off than minimum wage people because no expenses for traveling