Jennifer Goodland

@BigYearColo

Cancer: 0 Me: 1 / Olympics 2028: Los Angeles or Bust / Credit my photos. Want to profit? Permission or I will end you. / [she/her]

Tornado Alley
Joined August 2008
Born 11 August 1976

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Dec 31

    2019: What is your prediction in .gif? Reply as much as you like.

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  2. Retweeted
    23 hours ago

    Can't make this too harsh because if your name starts trending in 2019 people might think you've died. 😉

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  3. 16 hours ago

    Librarian speak: Patron = customer Member of the public = Can this person go fuck themselves elsewhere

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  4. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    Congrats to Paul Ryan on finally getting Paul Ryan off government welfare

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  5. Retweeted
    Jan 2

    Maybe don't beg for a wall with a poster inspired by a show where a wall doesn't work.

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  6. 23 hours ago

    Being an invalid this morning and listening to my team teacher absolutely killing it with the lesson today.

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    Jan 1

    Hello, I'm a professor in a movie, I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.

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  8. Jan 4

    My brain said “Oh boy! Time to get up and teach!” My body said “how bout no ya crusty bitch”

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  9. Jan 3

    I got health insurance y’all. Full bennies. Dental and vision. Retirement. Disability.

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  10. Jan 3

    I have two songs stuck in my head at the same time for the past two hours. It’s a mashup of “Electric Avenue” by Eddie Grant and the Carmel Cars jingle. This is hell.

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  11. Jan 2

    Also I found my dressage prospect today. She’s 15h at 2 yo and she’s mean as hell. Great confirmation. No papers and dubious ancestry but the dam and sire were great pleasure horses with strong backs. And she loves 100+-degree heat.

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  12. Jan 2

    Owwwwww I did too much today Not that I’m regretting it but I’m sure feeling it.

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  13. Retweeted
    Dec 31

    The Lexington, Kentucky Police Department had a rough day today after a Krispy Kreme truck caught fire and all of its cargo was destroyed. 😆😂 📸: Courtesy Lexington Police Department

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  18. Retweeted
    31 Dec 2018

    Leah stands on the balcony at midnight. "It's gonna be my year!" she proclaims. And she's right. It will be her year. Every year is her year. And your year. And mine. The sun rises on more than 7 billion new years. We each get one. Because time, for all its faults, is still fair.

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  19. 31 Dec 2018

    I feel like 2018 is apologizing to me now. I’m paying off my student loans. Like not only am I no longer in default, but I’m going to be paying them off. Easily. I guess my blood sacrifice was pleasing. And well worth it!

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