John Archer

@BigJohnnyArcher

Feel oddly naked unless I'm sat in the middle of a pile of TVs and projectors.

Somewhere in the outback.
Joined November 2011

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    23 Mar 2020

    Who knew that widescreen TVs were invented to accommodate social distancing?

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  2. Apr 15

    Celebrating nearly 8 years to the day from when I was called a monster by a Brazilian lady for simply doing a tweet about losing a TV stand screw in an over-patterned carpet two days after flight MH370 disappeared. Hard to think of a better early sign of where Twitter was headed.

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  3. Apr 15

    Just got poked in the eye by flying chocolate shrapnel from an easter egg I shouldn't be eating yet.

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  4. Apr 12
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  5. Mar 31
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  6. Mar 24

    Daughter just informed us that she said to her maths teacher today ‘Sorry sir, but I take the ability out of probability.’ 😂😂

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  7. Mar 19

    Genuinely dreamt last night that my wife got pissed at me because I kept trying to make my daughter collect glowing globes inconveniently scattered around my weirdly ruined home town. Much to unpack there, but main point is that I’m probably playing too much Elden Ring.

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  8. Mar 18
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  9. Mar 17
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  10. Mar 17

    Just had confirmation that HDR will be in play on the Sky Sports F1 channel from this weekend for all F1 races, qualifiers and practice sessions - plus most other support races! Though HDR won't be available for 'background' programmes such as Ted's Notebook or Any Driven Monday

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  11. Mar 17

    Freeview Play and LG have announced a new five-year agreement this morning, so after the unexpected Freeview Play issues of LG's 2020 TVs, UK LG TV buyers won't have to worry about potentially not getting the main UK terrestrial broadcaster apps again until 2027.

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  12. Mar 17

    The strange 'Ultra HDR' wording used on Sky's menus seems to be a mistake rather than some weird new format to worry about. You can just say 'Hello Sky, Formula 1' to quickly get to your Sky system's F1 content.

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  13. Mar 17

    Sky's official PR on F1 HDR has arrived. And actually there isn't anything in it that needs a new story to cover. The coverage will be 4K HDR on Sky Glass & compatible Sky Q boxes from Friday, and this is the first time F1 has truly been broadcast in HDR:

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  14. Mar 16
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  15. Mar 15
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  16. Mar 11

    While Samsung still might not be saying much about its QD OLED TVs, retailers look like they're ready to go:

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  17. Mar 7

    Apologies to all my clients waiting on work from me - I just suffered a paper cut right where one of my fingers hits the keyboard, so as any man will know I will now need to be on bed rest for the next 3-4 weeks. 🤕💀

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  18. Mar 5

    Saw The Batman in Dolby Cinema today, and loved it. Just the sustained brooding moodiness I wanted. Plus the arrival of the batmobile was so testosterone fuelled it actually made me do an involuntary macho jaw clench. 😂

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  19. Mar 4

    I actually finally managed to defeat a boss on Elden Ring last night and honestly feel as if the occasion should be celebrated with a national holiday. 😅

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  20. Feb 28

    Tables set for tomorrow’s lunch ahead of my home town’s insane annual two-day, town-wide Royal Shrovetide football match! 🤪

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  21. Feb 28

    Let's hope Sony can make plenty of these, as I've got a feeling it's going to need them -

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