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    Delilah: hey Jude: hey there

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  2. [Masterchef] ME: [shoving a koala into a blender] HOST: what are you making? ME: marsoupial

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  3. Me: hey, what have you got in your pocket? Her: oh, it's just a foetus WAIT, I FORGOT TO SAY WE'RE KANGAROOS IN THIS JOKE

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  4. prije 4 sata

    ALONE does not mean you’re LONELY although in my case it DOES

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  5. People with the intials JW have it worst: - you wanna buy the website jw dot org? Tough! The jehovah's witni got there first - you wanna wear Jack Wills clothes? Now everyone thinks you've monogrammed your own tee, like some kind of aristocrat FML

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  6. In the UK it's called KY Jam

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  7. God: I need a few more animals for that patch of land close to the bottom there. Angel: All we have left are the ones still in development. God: Perfect. Toss in those venomous ones, too. Angel: Even the one with the duck face? God: Empty the lab!!!!

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  8. I am a: ⚪️ Man ⚪️ Woman 🔘 Dingo Looking for a: ⚪️ Man ⚪️ Woman 🔘 Baby

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  9. prije 10 sati

    Me: I'm having a break in Romania Coworker: You going to book a rest? Me: No, Brașov

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  10. Vaccines in Australia are called emunizations.

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  11. Australia: g'day Canada: what's good, eh?

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  12. 🏆SUPER BOWL WEEKEND UPDATE🏆 Did YOU tweet something FUNNY over the past weekend (1/31-2/1) that could use more ❤️? Link ONE of those below. Stick around & check out the other tweets. Ends 7 PM EST My faves go in a Moment. Mine:

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  13. america: ayyy australia: g’dayy america: lmao new zealand: lmaori

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  14. prije 22 sata

    Nobody: Girls singing the American anthem at sporting events: 🎵 and the home of the braaaAAAaaaAAäääáãAAAA ɑɑɑɑɑɑ A AaaÅÃ ᴬᴬᴬᴬ aaaaaaaaa AAAAA AAAAAA aaaaââä ɑɑɑɑɑɑve 🎵

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  15. prije 19 sati

    Me: *dies and enters heaven* Steve Irwin: *jumping on an angel and grappling it onto its back* See how his wings are just flapping? That’s a good sign of a healthy temper.

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  16. prije 23 sata

    Countries whose names are lies: • Chile – pretty warm • Ivory Coast – it's sand • Greenland – nope • Turkey – not a flightless bird • United Kingdom

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  17. nepal: we have the tallest mountain in the world egypt: the nile is the longest river brazil: well we have the largest rainforest [everyone looks at australia] australia: uh we have a big rock everyone: australia: most of it is underground though

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  18. australian: didgeridoo me: no i was happy first time

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  19. Me: in the early 90s, I helped clear a yard in Australia of overgrown plants, to create space for a performance by an up and coming pop duo Her: Savage Garden? Me: more unkempt really

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  20. 2. velj

    USA: super bowl UK: soup bowl

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  21. Top 3 Groundhog films 1) Groundhog Day 1) Groundhog Day 1) Groundhog Day 1) Groundhog Day

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