Bicycle Lobby

@BicycleLobby

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    12 May 2019

    Show your allegiance to the Bicycle Lobby in our official t-shirt, available via in black, blue or red for women and men.

    17 replies 48 retweets 184 likes
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  2. 8 hours ago

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  3. Sep 9

    The show is just bike advocates begging to not be murdered by drivers.

    Usher, Priyanka Chopra Jonas, and Julianne Hough will host competition series ‘The Activist’. Activists go head-to-head in challenges to promote their causes, with their success measured via online engagement, social metrics, and hosts’ input. ()
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  4. Sep 9

    Pasteurization is French! It's right there in the name. Get out of here with that anti-American crap.

    Replying to @BicycleLobby
    Pretty soon they'll be trying to tax all of our store transactions and making up a bunch of rules about how we process dairy products. It will never be the same after that.
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  5. Sep 9

    First the government mandates vaccines, next it requires you to carry a little plastic card with your picture, home address and age on it just to drive a car or even purchase alcohol! Where does this madness end?

    5 replies 7 retweets 131 likes
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  6. Sep 9

    A vaccine mandate? It's a slippery slope to tyranny. Next thing you know the government is going to require Americans to wear seatbelts.

    14 replies 31 retweets 440 likes
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  7. Sep 9

    Good idea. They could even make something with two wheels instead of four, handlebars instead of a steering wheel, and replace the engine with pedals to make it as minimalistic and sustainable as possible. Could retail for as low as $500 or so. Maybe even lower.

    Why hasn’t anyone released a small car, with minimal tech onboard, that cost less than $20,000? I feel like that would be more sustainable and appealing to a lot of people no?
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  8. Sep 8

    Car ownership.

    What pretends not to be a scam but is absolutely a scam?
    6 replies 30 retweets 430 likes
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  9. Sep 8

    You do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to drivers."

    9 replies 8 retweets 223 likes
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  10. Retweeted
    Sep 7

    Imagine the crimes they commit they _don’t_ tweet about.

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  11. Sep 7

    Imagine the crimes they commit they _don’t_ tweet about.

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  12. Retweeted
    10 Nov 2014

    "Carsplaining." When someone who never rides a bike explains road safety to cyclists.

    34 replies 772 retweets 1,099 likes
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  13. Retweeted
    13 Sep 2015

    On Rosh Hashanah it is ridden, and on Yom Kippur it is wheeled.

    2 replies 12 retweets 40 likes
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  14. Sep 5

    Contrary to rumors, ingesting Chamois Butt'r will not prevent COVID.

    9 replies 13 retweets 141 likes
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  15. Retweeted
    Sep 5

    Turn your city from a place where people bike _despite_ the infrastructure into a place where people bike _because_ of the infrastructure.

    3 replies 222 retweets 1,375 likes
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  16. Sep 5

    Turn your city from a place where people bike _despite_ the infrastructure into a place where people bike _because_ of the infrastructure.

    3 replies 222 retweets 1,375 likes
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  17. Retweeted
    Sep 3

    Listen to PSA answer to Dorothy Rabinowitz saying NYC is “begrimed” by & !! All hail the LOL!

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    We had mega fun with in this PSA "Secret Mission"! See the only 300 people have seen. Screened just once a few years ago at a special event to motivate citizens to get out and change their streets for the better! FULL video:
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  18. Retweeted
    Aug 9

    Politicians’ tweets are to climate change what sharrows are to bike safety.

    5 replies 67 retweets 437 likes
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  19. Retweeted
    8 Sep 2017

    Car models should be named for climate-change effects: The Chevy Glacier Melt, Dodge Flood, Ford Famine, Volkswagen Mass Migration.

    19 replies 125 retweets 372 likes
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  20. Retweeted
    Aug 9

    If you want to fight climate change a good place to start is by joining your local bike advocacy organization.

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  21. Retweeted
    31 Jan 2016

    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that everyone needs a car.

    4 replies 70 retweets 135 likes
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