Betty F*ckin' White

@BettyFckinWhite

I'm not Betty F*ckin' White, Yo! Seriously I'm not Betty. BettyFckinWhite@gmail.com parody

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    14 May 2018

    Hannity reads him, “Goodnight Loon.” Goodnight White House Goodnight other bedroom spouse Goodnight combover Goodnight Kush Goodnight 239lb body Goodnight Twitter *flush Goodnight to all the lawyers whispering hush Goodnight R’s Goodnight heirs Goodnight colluders everywhere

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  2. 10 hours ago

    Can Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez host the Oscars?

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  3. 12 hours ago

    Do hush money payments to your mistresses dishonor your family? Asking for a president and complicit GOP.

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  4. 18 hours ago

    No swearing! No dancing! No healthcare! Cool party, bro.

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  5. Jan 3

    “The only constant is change.” The first line of my pitch to Coinstar.

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  6. Jan 3

    Dear Mr. Trump, You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out, is that each one of us is LGBTQ, a woman, a person of color, an immigrant, sick and poor. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, America

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  7. Jan 3

    “I’m not just a member of the Hair Club for Men. I’m the President.”

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  8. Jan 3

    Dance like the right is watching and will share the video making you look cool and fun.

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  9. Jan 1

    If my Uber driver said, “calm down and enjoy the ride” I’d get out immediately. Even if the car was moving.

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  10. Jan 1

    2019 better not just be a reboot of 2018.

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  11. Dec 31

    Ugh! So far 2019 is exactly the same.

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  12. Dec 31

    I kinda get why the Mayans stopped making calendars in 2012.

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  13. 31 Dec 2018

    The best way to celebrate New Year’s Eve is just call it a Monday and put on your pajamas.

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  14. 28 Dec 2018

    That transformer that exploded in Queens...was it...Bumblebee?

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  15. 28 Dec 2018

    Pulled a muscle coughing. Now when I cough it’s excruciatingly painful. On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being Ruth Bader Ginsburg. I’m a 1.

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  16. 28 Dec 2018

    A lot of people talking about Bird Box. How many birds do they deliver each month?

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  17. 24 Dec 2018

    These Christmas Hallmark movies are really good.

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  18. 24 Dec 2018

    “Ghost of Christmas Space Force, you’re up. Please, buddy. This guy is the worst.”

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  19. 24 Dec 2018
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  20. 24 Dec 2018

    Presidents Trump and Underwood need to just stop talking today.

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  21. 23 Dec 2018

    *Christmas Eve* Three Christmas ghosts hover over a sleeping Trump. Ghost of Christmas Past: We’re gonna need more ghosts.

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