Betty Bluker

@BettyBluker69

Mayor of the Quasties & Indecent Commander. Blah, blah, blah, Ginger...

742 Evergreen Terrace
Vrijeme pridruživanja: studeni 2009.

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  1. 27. sij

    Whatever. I still think she’s an untalented emo twat... Autocorrect will just change it to eyelash, but you know who I mean.

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    26. sij

    There are hot singles in your area but between you and me, order the whole pizza.

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  3. 24. sij

    I’m usually on the 3rd cup of coffee and second smoke by the time my neighbor gets home from CrossFit. Priorities!

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  4. 20. sij

    You guys, since has passed away, I haven’t seen any stink bugs. That’s weird. I’d take ALL the stink bugs for him to be back bugging me on Twitter....

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  5. 7. sij
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  6. 3. sij

    Anyone else hear their eye doctor in their head when someone else says “better or worse?”

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  7. 19. pro 2019.

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I love my secretary!!! 😆

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    6. pro 2019.

    I just saw a sign in somebody's yard that said: "Axial rotation is the reason for the season"

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  9. 6. pro 2019.

    You guys! UPS vans have doors! 😳 Shut up. I really didn’t think they had doors...

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  10. 10. stu 2019.

    Yep, too early... Thanks for turning the sleigh around! 🚫 🎅🏼

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  11. 2. stu 2019.

    I’m procrastinating, and doing a damn good job, if I do say so myself.

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    I used to hate nature because I thought it was too loud, but I guess you have to be loud when someone is murdering you and you don’t speak their language

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  13. 26. lis 2019.

    I *am* Frau Bluker! ... whinny...

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  14. 26. lis 2019.

    Pardon me, boy. Is this the Transylvania Station?

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  15. 25. lis 2019.

    Gets pointed at by the boss to answer a question during a staff meeting... *channels Ralph Wiggum* Announces: “I’m a gluten!” Oops!

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  16. 23. lis 2019.

    Remember when you could just pass out in bed? Now it’s put this on the toe that hurts, do the eyedrops, take the supplements, swish with the mouthwash, gah... Did you remember to take those pills? 🙄

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  17. 22. lis 2019.

    I don’t give a shit about Star Wars or the new trailer. There. I said it.

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  18. 18. lis 2019.

    Strange things are definitely afoot at the Circle K this morning...

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    17. lis 2019.

    Where's Jimmy Hoffa

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  20. 14. lis 2019.

    I’m not really sure you should question my breakfast snack choices, Carol. Chex Mix is made from cereal, you know. Definitely less fattening than your doughnut...

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