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Pensive nymph, hausfrau and martyr.

Joined May 2010
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    Bette Midler Verified account ‏@BetteMidler Jun 9

    All the magazines want to terrorize us about our "beach bodies". Fuck them! They make us sound like corpses that just washed up on the sand.

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    9:01 AM - 9 Jun 2016
    888 retweets 2,946 likes
    1. Georgia Dawkins ‏@GeorgiaDawkins Jun 9

      @BetteMidler yes, ma'am.pic.twitter.com/LMoo9zi1t2

      0 retweets 3 likes
    2. Akiva Wienerkur ‏@Keev26 Jun 9

      @BetteMidler How dare they! Everyone knows you have a great Beaches body.

      12 retweets 18 likes
    3. Amy Bramblette ‏@AWBrambletree Jun 9

      @BetteMidler Seriously, what's there to talk about? You got a body? You take it to the beach. WHAM! Beach body!

      0 retweets 11 likes
    4. millena ‏@peachyparrilla Jun 9

      @BetteMidler I AM LIVING

      0 retweets 2 likes
    5. (((Daniel Snyder))) ‏@danmsnyder Jun 11

      @BetteMidler well, if the cankle fits...pic.twitter.com/Griu11QRvc

      0 retweets 2 likes
    6. Dennisse Rivera ‏@Nissey82 Jun 9

      If @BetteMidler says fuck them, then fuck them! 😀👏

      0 retweets 2 likes
    7. LittleRedCorvette ‏@DIRTYYYSOUTH Jun 9

      @BetteMidler ❤❤❤❤❤❤ YOURE THE BEST!!!!

      0 retweets 2 likes
    8. Samantha Ainsworth ‏@SamAinsworth80 Jun 9

      @BetteMidler YESS!! If you have a body and you're on the beach you're beach body ready! If ppl don't like my flab they can always look away

      0 retweets 2 likes
    9. Christy Labonte ‏@ChristyL17 Jun 9 Key West, FL

      @BetteMidler 👏👏 Yes thank you!!

      0 retweets 1 like
    10. Dante ‏@9CirclesOfHell Jun 9

      @BetteMidler I LOVE my cold, wet, seagull-pecked, white, bloated body with the crabs feeding on it.

      0 retweets 2 likes
    11. Patrick Riegert ‏@WaywardMind Jun 9

      @BetteMidler @abeautifulanus Stop the beach-corpse shaming!

      0 retweets 1 like
    12. Tamara Comerford ‏@TamaraComerford Jun 9

      @BetteMidlerpic.twitter.com/64JyjdT2dc

      0 retweets 1 like
    13. BrilliantBaddie ‏@LOfficielEbony Jun 9

      @BetteMidler I love you for this!

      0 retweets 1 like
    14. jaylisab ‏@jaylisab Jun 9

      @BetteMidler If people don't like the way I look Fuck them they can look the other way I'm 63 years young not supposed to look like I'm 20

      0 retweets 1 like
    15. Susan Ann Day ‏@CatwomanDoris Jun 9

      @BetteMidler that's pretty much how I look now. Bikini days over.

      0 retweets 1 like
    16. Sandra W. Dukes ‏@sandyworrell Jun 9

      @BetteMidler LOL, YOU ARE MY HERO

      0 retweets 1 like
    17. P. Brennan ‏@Perryo Jun 9

      @BetteMidler In all fairness, some of us can clear a beach quicker than a Jaws sighting.

      0 retweets 1 like
    18. DL Rotroff ‏@LRotroff Jun 9

      @BetteMidler...I was just sayin' to myself this AM...Man, I look just like somethin' that washed up on the beach! Guess I'll get my suit on!

      0 retweets 1 like
    19. jillian miano ‏@babs721 Jun 9

      @BetteMidler 👑😍🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 amen to that Bette

      0 retweets 1 like
    20. Marky Mark Twain ‏@OldManRiver1800 Jun 9

      @BetteMidler My acres of blinding white flesh have triggered seizures in many a beachcomber.

      0 retweets 1 like

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