Beth Stelling

@BethStelling

I'm a white Tisha Campbell. Comic seen on Jimmy Kimmel & . I have a Comedy Central 1/2 hr special & new album: Simply the Beth

Los Angeles, CA
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Joined December 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    22 May 2015

    I've been called a "female comic" so many times, I'll probably only be able to answer to "girl daddy" when I have children.

    1,940 retweets 6,766 likes
  2. 10 hours ago

    Donald Duck - Sebastian, 39

    1 retweet 4 likes
  3. 10 hours ago

    Ya gotta write the kid's name and age on their painting so adults know to what degree they can tell the truth about how much it sucks.

    5 retweets 59 likes
  4. 18 hours ago

    Hey Chicago, you've got something to do tomorrow night: is filming his special at The Vic.

    7 retweets 25 likes
  5. Jul 6

    I wait weeks before responding to emails from my friends so it feels special, like real mail.

    7 retweets 60 likes
  6. Jul 6

    Check it ouuuut. is amazing in it & I'm in season 2. So get ready.

    Summer plans ✅ was named one of the top 10 shows to watch this summer by .
    23 likes
  7. Jul 4

    "Well I voted for DeBlasio and that was stupid too." -woman leaving Weiner

    3 retweets 17 likes
  8. Jul 3

    My sister's ex once said "Spouses aren't invited to my work x-mas party." The work cheat is THE laziest cheat, like fishing in your bathtub.

    3 retweets 96 likes
  9. Jul 1

    I text like it will all be screenshot and tweeted. 💯

    8 retweets 62 likes
  10. Jun 30

    Enjoy!

    What's better than a burger for breakfast? on ! "Escape From Syosset":
    12 likes
  11. Jun 28

    STOP!!! PAUL WENT AND SWITCHED TO SPRINT?!?!?!t He's the Dr. Dre of commercial actors.

    1 retweet 28 likes
  12. Jun 28

    I really enjoyed on the other night! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    . talks growing up in the Midwest on 'Conan'
    1 retweet 18 likes
  13. Jun 27

    If Scotland leaves we HAVE to call it a

    947 retweets 2,889 likes
  14. Jun 27

    I thought of something really funny but forgot it

    9 retweets 53 likes
  15. Jun 4

    Should I get a puppy or a younger boyfriend or both?

    9 retweets 60 likes
  16. Jun 26

    I'm on “We Can Fix You” tonight at 6p for Can't wait. Come if you have problemz.

    1 retweet 4 likes
  17. Jun 25

    Get that JULY ! there should be more tags: , &

    , , and 7 others
    39 retweets 239 likes
  18. Jun 24

    I need a pass on this one, Beth.

    1 retweet 68 likes
  19. Jun 24

    If you're going to use the word 'whimsy' you better be full elf or 19th century ghost.

    6 retweets 115 likes
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  21. Jun 17 Los Angeles, CA

    Too often in life good dick happens to bad men.

    12 retweets 51 likes

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