With a few adjustments a kind soul could slip this onto a few WH desks for signing, send to NYT, grab a martini with olive, kick feet up 

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And sadly misplaced that confidence proved to be.
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Nixon was a saint compared to Obama. More to come.
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When American voters make mistakes, they make whoppers. Nixon and Agnew twice. And, well, there's Le Grotesque Orange...Once is enough.
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A great day, celebrated by many.
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I can't recall at the time any calls for Nixon to have pardoned him. I guess with Watergate swirling, that would have been tough.
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