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Happy Dark Souls 3 Day :-). Here is why these games are culturally important, even if you don’t play games:http://www.buzzfeed.com/josephbernstein/the-glorious-and-necessary-torture-of-dark-souls …
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"You can't control me," the top sheet says. "I am chaos." Top Sheets are Garbage:http://www.gq.com/story/top-sheets-are-a-scam?mbid=social_facebook …
8:56 PM - 11 Apr 2016 · Details22 retweets 72 likes
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The Creative Writing of the Internet's Premier White Supremacist Forumhttp://gawker.com/the-creative-writing-of-the-internets-premier-white-sup-1770239755?utm_medium=sharefromsite&utm_source=Gawker_twitter …
12:02 PM - 11 Apr 2016 · Details1 retweet 1 like
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i never saw rob thomas man again. this is what i looked like in 2006, for reference. NOTHING LIKE ROB (8/8)pic.twitter.com/Oc3eCoaiaE
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Guy looks like I told him his dog was dead. “You don’t need to be such an asshole, Rob,” he said. “I was just excited.” And walked away (7/)
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Finally I spin around. “I’M NOT ROB THOMAS, I HATE HIS MUSIC, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE” (6/)
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He follows me all the way from e13th and ave b to the 6 at cooper square. asking for an autograph and calling me rob the entire time (6/)
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I started to walk away. He followed. “Rob I love your music. Please sign an autograph.” I don’t look anything like Rob Thomas (5/)
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“Rob. Please sign an autograph for me,” he said, and whipped out a piece of notebook paper and a pen. I was like “really funny dude” (5/)
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“Huh?” I replied. I had no idea who Rob was. “Rob. Fucking. Thomas. Match. Box. Twenty.” he said. I laughed. “Hahaha, what?” (4/)
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one morning, i walked out the front door. east 13th street. wearing a suit. an unremarkable man approached me. “Rob?” he asked (3/)
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i was living in my mother’s apartment in the east village. it was an internship at a financial trust that i needed to wear a suit to (2/)
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regarding rob thomas (http://www.theawl.com/2016/04/the-dream-of-the-90s-is-alive-in-rob-thomas …). here’s a true story. once, when i was 20, i had a summer job in new york city. (1/)
11:27 AM - 11 Apr 2016 · Details0 retweets 2 likes
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hmm | Cybersecurity Expert Caught in FBI Mass Hack Gets Two Days Jail Time http://motherboard.vice.com/read/booz-allen-hamilton-employee-caught-in-fbi-mass-hack-gets-two-days-jail-time … via
@motherboard9:54 AM - 11 Apr 2016 · Details2 retweets 1 like
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back from a week out of the country. i see the internet has decided that gay talese is evil and watermelons are good. what else did i miss
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its stupid when girls say they cant find a guy, yet they ignore me. its like saying youre hungry when theres a hot dog on the ground outside
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I bet Ed helms family gets so bummed whenever he starts singing
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Genuinely surprised there hasn't yet been a feminist critique of/backlash to everybody wants some
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since it's Masters Sunday why not read about the less coveted GREEN JACKET FOR YOUR MOUTHhttp://www.buzzfeed.com/charliewarzel/how-to-eat-every-item-on-the-masters-concession-menu-in-one?utm_term=.twPlelgpl#.khwOJOkpO …
1:14 PM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details1 retweet 4 likes
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this is so good | How an internet mapping glitch turned a random Kansas farm into a digital hell http://fusion.net/story/287592/internet-mapping-glitch-kansas-farm/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialshare&utm_content=sticky+nav … via
@thisisfusion1:09 PM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details17 retweets 20 likes
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