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Alleged writer and Crikey politics editor. These days mainly here for the greyhounds.

Canberra
crikey.com.au
Joined February 2009

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    Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 19 Nov 2017

    Bernard Keane Retweeted Benjamin Law

    wait, seriously? not joking - is this true?https://twitter.com/mrbenjaminlaw/status/932396697526738944 …

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    Benjamin Law @mrbenjaminlaw
    Holy sacred fucking shit, I am 35 years old and genuinely didn’t know this. https://twitter.com/robertlukins/status/931997288318173185 …
    3:58 PM - 19 Nov 2017
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    • Jane Lamason Arianrhod Shiv Nigel Bell Shaun Rowland Susan Engel James McMaster b e a r h u g Kathleen Lucey-Smith
    27 replies 7 retweets 41 likes
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      2. Benjamin Law‏ @mrbenjaminlaw 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        I feel unequipped for life after learning this.

        3 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @mrbenjaminlaw

        I'm nearly 50 and plainly I'm still learning to adult.

        4 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Margot Saville‏ @MargotSaville 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @mrbenjaminlaw

        I didn't know that either

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Bhakthi‏Verified account @bhakthi 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @MargotSaville @BernardKeane @mrbenjaminlaw

        I only learned it this year! My driving instructor probably told me and I wasn't listening.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. LeftofLenin‏ @rtpnel 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        true....and the steering wheel indicates which side of the vehicle the driver should sit!

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      1. Andrew Walton‏ @Eggbuckland 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        I'm 56. This is has changed my life. Just went to tell my 19 yr old daughter. "Yeah the arrow, I know" #crushed

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      2. Ross Floate‏ @RossFloate 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Started in the late 90s. Also, the fuel cap is always on the opposite side to the exhaust pipe unless the car has double piped exhaust.

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Buffalo Custardbath‏ @Doktor_Jest 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Sometimes it's the side where the little picture has the nozzle thing (if it doesn't have an arrow.)

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      1. Captain Danger‏ @CaPtAiN_dAnGeR_ 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        True

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      1. Matt Magin  🌯‏ @AzMoo 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Yes, it's true. That's what the arrow is there for.

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      1. Alison Hallworth‏ @HallworthAlison 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Splendidly true

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      2. Simon Ford‏ @SimonFordComedy 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Waaaaay ahead of you. I learned this 3 years ago. (At age 45)

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      3. Yev Kassem‏ @ealdrid1 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @SimonFordComedy @BernardKeane

        Are u serious? Your only excuse is if they don't do it in Australia.

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      4. Simon Ford‏ @SimonFordComedy 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ealdrid1 @BernardKeane

        Dead serious. It was a revelation. They DO do it in Australia I just never looked.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. GeorgeHarley‏ @GeorgeIsa1 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        I was 61 when I found out that sleeper ear rings were called sleepers because, well, you could sleep with them on.

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      1. Bron Mathiesen‏ @librarian_bro 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Not true on a 2002 x-trail but is true on my new Subaru XV, I heard this when I had my old car and was amazed, then annoyed.

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      1. Shirty‏ @Shirty_TSAB 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        I remember the thrill of discovery when I first learned of this a few years ago. Now when I see the arrow I just feel jaded that there are so few moments like this in my life...

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      1. kevin Salter‏ @kevinSalter10 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        33, learned 2 months ago

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