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Alleged writer and Crikey politics editor. These days mainly here for the greyhounds.

Canberra
crikey.com.au
Joined February 2009

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    Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 28 Oct 2017

    How good is a load of washing with a high proportion of towels?

    2:24 PM - 28 Oct 2017
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      2. Robbie from SthGoldy‏ @RobbieSthGoldy 28 Oct 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Grandma's rule was always never mix towels with anything but tea towels and never with clothes

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      3. Rachel Baker‏ @RachelBkr 28 Oct 2017
        Replying to @RobbieSthGoldy @BernardKeane

        Your grandma was wise.

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      1. Stephen Hall‏ @StephenJ_Hall 28 Oct 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Good if you like your lint filter really full

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      1. Kate-est Of All Time‏ @Katwit69 28 Oct 2017
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        wait, what? it should ONLY be towels....

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      1. Peter the Bold‏ @pietro159456 28 Oct 2017
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        I can see why you say you have no friends.

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      1. Michael‏ @choppers91 29 Oct 2017
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        Much better than one with a high proportion of socks

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      1. Evangelical Atheist‏ @IxatDnats 28 Oct 2017
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        This is a Zen koan, right?

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      1. Dan‏ @danadanadandan 28 Oct 2017
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        It makes for unambiguous hanging.

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      1. Chris M  🏳️‍🌈‏ @mantc 28 Oct 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Surely that depends on whether it’s domestic or industrial causes for a “load”.

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      1. Melissa Loew‏ @fransi1803 28 Oct 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Do your towels separately to clothes & you'll be fine

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      1. Annie ODyne‏ @AnnieOdyne 28 Oct 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        leave room for some water

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      1. loucorn‏ @loucorn 28 Oct 2017
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        Such little sorting.

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      1. brad‏ @Brad59414697 28 Oct 2017
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        Better when someone else is doing it

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      1. ⚧ ♀ 🇦🇺 🇮🇪 Shauna-Marie Wilson  💋 ⛷ 🦋 👠‏ @adventurensw 28 Oct 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        We use front loader, water consumption is up to 75% less. Lot of energy saved if doing hot or warm washes.

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      1. ⚧ ♀ 🇦🇺 🇮🇪 Shauna-Marie Wilson  💋 ⛷ 🦋 👠‏ @adventurensw 28 Oct 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        If dried in direct sun it saves energy but they will feel stiff after.

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      1. ⚧ ♀ 🇦🇺 🇮🇪 Shauna-Marie Wilson  💋 ⛷ 🦋 👠‏ @adventurensw 28 Oct 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Machine may shake more when spinning. Don't fill it excessively, they should be able to move freely in run.

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