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Alleged writer and Crikey politics editor. These days mainly here for the greyhounds.

Canberra
crikey.com.au
Joined February 2009

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    Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 15 Oct 2017

    Bernard Keane Retweeted Agnes Mack

    Australians now have slower broadband than not merely most developing countries, but dead people.https://twitter.com/AgnessMack/status/919774200809656320 …

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    Agnes Mack @AgnessMack
    School not connected to NBN, but cemetery behind it is. PM says will follow up .#qt
    9:03 PM - 15 Oct 2017
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      1. Left in Limbo‏ @Left_in_Limbo 15 Oct 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Ouija at 12.5mb/s.

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      2. Helen Turnbull‏ @hgtwombatmail 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Lordy

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      3. ClareOR‏ @ClareOReilly7 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @hgtwombatmail @BernardKeane

        Reconnecting the customers in a whole new network.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2.  💦 🎵Crickets.... 🎵 💦‏ @LoveNotGreed 15 Oct 2017
        Replying to @goingglocal @BernardKeane

        Its outrageous and it shows there is a chicken loose without a head in the NBN teams.

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      1. Robbo Maroon‏ @robbomaroon 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @TRAVLIC

        School would have better internet than those on NBN which is only just quicker than dial up #anotherAustralianGovtJoke

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      1.  🎭 Pen Aagaard  🎭‏ @parradiddle 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Oh stop yer whining. I’m sure the dead people’s NBN is just as slow.

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      1. Calliope: close the camps‏ @Calliope1925 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @phbarratt

        Dead people don't complain.

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      1. Kik Brown‏ @Oceanselkie 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @coonavass

        It is so bad. Could campaign on this already e and gain traction. My god what's happened to the Liberal party as a party of ideas, progress?

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      1. kokolopa‏ @kokolopa 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        My dad getting better NBN than me.. unfortunately he’s dead

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      1. venessa paech‏ @venessapaech 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @JohnDobbin

        pic.twitter.com/2cNsrWloYA

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      1. ∀♡ ♥♡∀‏ @SealSnap 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @GoldSuzie

        Which cementry is it free WiFi like Boardspectrum?

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      1. Agnes Mack‏ @AgnessMack 15 Oct 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        👏

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      1. Edward Upton‏ @Honeputu 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @ozipetezar

        A bit of a Mal-function shall we say

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      1. Penelope Charles‏ @CharlesPene55 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @JaneCaro

        These people are incompetent and should not be in control!

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      1. Lord Facepalm‏ @CarlCleveland 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        #facepalm

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      1. Roger Mika‏ @roger3cav 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @apicot

        WAFU

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      1. Joanne Cochrane‏ @cwojoannexx 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Does this mean the dead will be voting too

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