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Alleged writer and Crikey politics editor. These days mainly here for the greyhounds.

Canberra
crikey.com.au
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    Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 3 Sep 2017

    Fiona Simson just told a media conference that agriculture feeds 60 billion people worldwide. 7 billion humans and 53 billion aliens?

    7:27 PM - 3 Sep 2017
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      2. Peter Wills‏ @peterjameswills 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @afsnsw

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      3. Fiona Simson‏ @afsnsw 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @peterjameswills @BernardKeane

        Feeds 60 million people and worth approximately $60 billion - I thought I got it right?!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @afsnsw @peterjameswills

        I'm sure I heard 60 billion people - but you might have caught the billion bug from the DPM?

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Leo from Freo‏ @leozaza 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @afsnsw @peterjameswills

        Isn't that a $1000 per person?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Darkly, Glass Darkly.‏ @jetztgibtshaue 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        pic.twitter.com/UcEOzNVn4t

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      1. wentworth falls‏ @tilly64 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @008moonside

        Thats probably how many trees the LNP have cut down

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      1. Professor Matt Haggis  🖤‏ @matthaggis666 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        53 billion lizard people from inside the earth's core that run the LNP.

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      1. Eliza Berlage‏ @verbaliza 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        someone has to feed Malcolm Roberts

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      2. "P" IMHO‏ @redspactakells 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        How many meals each day.....for each of 7 billion humans? Suspect Ms Simpson has her stats wrong

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Patty Mac‏ @patteeemac 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @redspactakells @BernardKeane

        Do we ALL eat 8 times a day?

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. sarKAZm‏ @wagstaff_karen 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @patteeemac @redspactakells @BernardKeane

        Hope the donut I just ate has been included.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. "P" IMHO‏ @redspactakells 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @wagstaff_karen @patteeemac @BernardKeane

        How could your donut be excluded ?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Greg's Marine Ecology & Politics‏ @Greg_MarineLab 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @darylgibson

        Why are we feeding so many aliens when there are starving people here on Earth? These other planets need to stand on their own.

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      1. Dr. Lynne De Weaver‏ @L_DeWeaver 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Maybe she's not across her brief😏

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      1. Shane Bryan  💬‏ @ShaneBryan_IT 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Probably the USA, Australia and England, eating like they're each 5 people?

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      1. Substandard & Poor‏ @64AnthonyP 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Time for Cabaret Voltaire...or at least the first few lines of Yashar... https://youtu.be/T1fQZg2oVno 

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      1. Phillip Jacquez‏ @pjacquez325 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @Agri_Updates

        Whaaaattt?

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      1. Ian Black‏ @jamian62 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        The old confusing rodents with people problem.

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      1. Ema‏ @Ema46350237 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        That's lots!

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      1. Luke‏ @lukedez 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        60 million*

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