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Alleged writer and Crikey politics editor. These days mainly here for the greyhounds.

Canberra
crikey.com.au
Joined February 2009

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    Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 18 Aug 2017

    Have discovered I'm a dual citizen of Grumpyland.

    7:58 PM - 18 Aug 2017
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    29 replies 26 retweets 205 likes
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      2. Malcolm Farr‏Verified account @farrm51 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        I don't remember giving you a visa to enter, let alone citizenship of my grumpdon.

        3 replies 2 retweets 25 likes
      3. Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @farrm51

        I believe there's a loose confederation of them across the world.

        5 replies 2 retweets 8 likes
      4. Christopher Hoare‏ @Chris_Hoare 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @farrm51

        Waiting for the inevitable grumpxit.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Malcolm Farr‏Verified account @farrm51 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Chris_Hoare @BernardKeane

        Don't know about that but I think a grump-nado is building

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Liz Conor‏ @LizConor 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Poet Louise Erdrich describes trees uprooted by floods with 'their life-hold was broken'. The heron nests dragged through its teeth, snagged

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Liz Conor‏ @LizConor 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @LizConor @BernardKeane

        Oh whoops, that Heron nest rumination wasn't meant as a reply.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @LizConor

        yeah but how apt was it

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Paul Syvret‏Verified account @PSyvret 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @FatherBob

        I was here first. So eff off, we're full. #Grumpyland

        3 replies 2 retweets 16 likes
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      2. The Cathy Wilcox‏ @cathywilcox1 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        I've always had you pegged as being from Curmudgea.

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
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      2. Michele McKenzie‏ @MColvinMcKenzie 19 Aug 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @SarahRubyWrites

        There are a lot of us.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. #EvacuateManusNow‏ @SarahRubyWrites 19 Aug 2017
        Replying to @MColvinMcKenzie @BernardKeane

        I'd call for sedition, but there isn't enough caffeine in the world for me to deal with people.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. John Cooper‏ @john_JustFacts 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        And the population of Grumpyland is probably growing exponentially around the globe. #auspol

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. Nick Maconachie‏ @NMaconachie 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Me right now. Grumpy. Coffee deficit or democracy deficit? Can't tell.pic.twitter.com/UGey54Qf2z

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. Bec Dean‏ @becldean 19 Aug 2017
        Replying to @NMaconachie @BernardKeane

        No hotness defecit tho. Hehehe.

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      4. Nick Maconachie‏ @NMaconachie 19 Aug 2017
        Replying to @becldean @BernardKeane

        Oh shucks!

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      1. Stephen Spencer‏ @sspencer_63 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Surprising would be the dual bit ;-)

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      1. shane pacey‏ @PaceyShane 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @dbvalentine

        No shit.

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      1. Snark 📚 📡 🎑 🍫 🎞 🌏‏ @Smartymarty66 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Doesn't that automatically happen after 50?

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