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Alleged writer and Crikey politics editor. These days mainly here for the greyhounds.

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crikey.com.au
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    Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 16 Aug 2017

    If Melbourne is so liveable how come 1. There are no beaches 2. You can’t get a train to the airport & 3. The coffee is worse than Canberra?

    12:39 AM - 16 Aug 2017
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      2. Nancy Schwartzman‏Verified account @fancynancynyc 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        you're such a snob.

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      3. Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @fancynancynyc

        And damn proud of it

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      2. Julia Zemiro‏Verified account @julia_zemiro 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        1. try cycling along the yarra 2. the airport bus is super efficient 3. you really need to re-think that statement.

        7 replies 5 retweets 142 likes
      3. Michael White‏ @mjowhite 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @julia_zemiro @BernardKeane

        4. Don't mention a lack of beaches and then draw a comparison with Canberra.

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      4. Julia Zemiro‏Verified account @julia_zemiro 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @mjowhite @BernardKeane

        Niiiiice. and i love Canberra.

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      2. Sue C‏ @SueEllCee 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Thats funny I live a 10 min walk away from a beach - must be an illusion....

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      3. BenWoodSay‏ @BenWoodSay 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @SueEllCee @BernardKeane

        Must be! I thought I'd been to beaches at Port Melbourne, St Kilda, Brighton etc every summer? Clearly I imagined the whole thing...

        3 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Sue C‏ @SueEllCee 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @BenWoodSay @BernardKeane

        Jealousy is a curse!!! 😊

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      1. The Matt Hatter‏ @hazmattsuit 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        It's open after 5pm.

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      1. Mathematicians' Party ♻‏ @MathsParty_MPA 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @davispg

        Liveable in that kim's icbm's only make it as far as wagga wagga.

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      1. Frances Green‏ @franciegreen 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Fair enuf with points 1 and 2 but ur outta line with pt 3

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      2. 𝙇𝙞𝙯 𝙑𝙖𝙣 𝘿𝙤𝙧𝙩‏ @lizvandort 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @marcuskelson

        At a beautiful beach right now, not far from centre of Melbourne. Where are you? And a tip: head to a trendy cafe or suburb for your coffee.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. marcus kelson‏ @marcuskelson 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @lizvandort @BernardKeane

        we have wonderful coffee in canberra, but have to say the same about melbourne...:)

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      2. Mona K ⚡ 🐯 #ICAC ready 😎‏ @tagwacheOz 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        What are you talking about! 1. Best beaches 2.ok no train but they have buses! 3. Best coffee in any cafe in Melb!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Latte Sipping Bogan‏ @Latte_Bogan 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @tagwacheOz @tagwache0101 @BernardKeane

        plus: #gotiges

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      2. Vicki Mullen‏ @VickiLMullen 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        At least Canberra has good coffee. And a nice art gallery. And a High Court

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Greg Tangey‏ @GTangey 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @VickiLMullen @BernardKeane

        And the high court should make for some wonderful theatre in its spring season, but Melbourne still has Pell the musical

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      1. Qld Sports Fan‏ @QldSportsFan 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        and Shane Warne lives there

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      2. Dr Kate  🌈‏ @DrKateSustain 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Cause it's 1K times more liveable than Sydney! I know that's not saying much but really 🤷‍♀️I agree the beaches and lack of train is 💩 but..

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