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Alleged writer and Crikey politics editor. These days mainly here for the greyhounds.

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crikey.com.au
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    Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 14 Jul 2017

    .@TurnbullMalcolm’s #waronmaths is going internationalhttp://bit.ly/2vm9mdA 

    3:06 PM - 14 Jul 2017
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    • ☢️🐰⛵👗🏳️‍🌈(((RACE A TRAIN)))🏳️‍🌈🐔🎠🐰☢️ Scott Graham Hall greenerwa Darrian Simon Glastonbury BABA KAIYUM kayesem ⌛️ J__A
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      1. Vladesch‏ @Vladesch 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @TurnbullMalcolm

        And in more news, Australian government prototypes its antigrav engine by repealing the law of gravity.

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      2. Stephen Hall‏ @StephenJ_Hall 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @vingreensill @TurnbullMalcolm

        Time to revive the Indiana Pi Bill & make Pi=3 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Pi_Bill …

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      3. Vince Greensill‏ @vingreensill 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @StephenJ_Hall @BernardKeane @TurnbullMalcolm

        Now you're talking. That Pi thing has driven me nuts. When we've finished with Maths it's the laws of motion I want to attack next!

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      2. Jon Bays‏ @BaysNet 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @kcarruthers @TurnbullMalcolm

        Laws of nature versus laws of the land? It's going to be interesting isn't it.

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      3. Kate Carruthers‏ @kcarruthers 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BaysNet @BernardKeane @TurnbullMalcolm

        My money is on maths FTW

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      1.  ☢️ 🐰 ⛵ 👗 🏳️‍🌈(((RACE A TRAIN))) 🏳️‍🌈 🐔 🎠 🐰 ☢️‏ @Ega_bun 15 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @TurnbullMalcolm

        Gonna have to switch to ciphers, sweethearts

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      1. Roman Sandle‏ @RomanSandle 15 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @TurnbullMalcolm

        https://whispersystems.org/ 

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      1. ▌│█║▌║▌║‏ @AnodyneParadigm 15 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @ozhank626 @TurnbullMalcolm

        If only the same zeal was committed to electronic transfer of funds to tax havens #auspol

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      1. Deanei‏ @RossDeanei225 15 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @TurnbullMalcolm

        Avoid the artificial flavourings. Or sack your speechwriter.

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      1. Chris Luton‏ @chrisluton 15 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @phbarratt @TurnbullMalcolm

        Well then, why doesn't Australia's Parliament just pass a law specifying that every even number is the sum of two prime numbers? Hmm?

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      2. mandy gunn‏ @mandygunn61 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @kcarruthers @TurnbullMalcolm

        Remember when Malcolm stood up in Parliament and recommended WhatsApp? #memories

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      3. Kate Carruthers‏ @kcarruthers 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @mandygunn61 @BernardKeane @TurnbullMalcolm

        Good times. Before our war on math

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      1. Mackenzie Steel‏ @MackenzieSteel 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @TurnbullMalcolm

        Pretty tough when the pollies take the comedians' job of getting the world laughing at us. At least he didn't tweet it..yet. #Malcolmssshhhh

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      1. Tony Shaw  📚‏ @Maynardgcrabbs 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @seearjay @TurnbullMalcolm

        Internationally weird....Abbott will be jealous. I think no raw onion will be safe from now on.

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      1. Andrew Messenger‏ @MessengerAndrew 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @TurnbullMalcolm

        Who will win: the fundamental laws of the universe versus current government policy today? Who knows

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      1. david raison‏ @DjRaison 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @broomstick33 @TurnbullMalcolm

        So 1 +1 doesn't necessarily make 2

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      1. What kinda fu%#ery is this?‏ @BernieFlan2293 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @TurnbullMalcolm

        Where is the the "Canute turning the tide of algorithms" cartoon Cathy Wilcox?

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      1. Raymond Spencer‏ @kilkivanray 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @TurnbullMalcolm

        Sorry Malcolm we have switched off and no longer listening.

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      1. Marquis d'Killara‏ @pfbt 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @TurnbullMalcolm

        Will he now say he can legislate against the laws of physics as well? Maybe ban gravity to making flying cheaper?

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