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Alleged writer and Crikey politics editor. These days mainly here for the greyhounds.

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crikey.com.au
Joined February 2009

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    Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 13 Jul 2017

    Great pic from @TurnbullMalcolm's encryption press conference today, as he tells the laws of mathematics they have no force in Australiapic.twitter.com/WdNhkUFPaR

    7:13 PM - 13 Jul 2017
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    • Haple Wombies KoinConnekt Fraser Kendall Dr Nobody James Arvanitakis Michael Powell Scott Distrust of the Creepy Crawley Wendy Harmer
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      2. The Cathy Wilcox‏ @cathywilcox1 15 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @andrewwhiteau @TurnbullMalcolm

        He can repeal them, can't he? #axethemaths

        1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
      3. Bede Kelleher‏ @Bedeapk 15 Jul 2017
        Replying to @cathywilcox1 @BernardKeane and

        He can-ute.

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      2. Ryan Jones‏ @Traveller_Ryan 13 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @TurnbullMalcolm

        Actually, the analogy doesn't exactly fit - didn't King Canute attempt to hold back the tide to show his subjects he WASN'T all-powerful?

        3 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. David Spencer‏ @Honxqp 15 Jul 2017
        Replying to @Traveller_Ryan @BernardKeane @TurnbullMalcolm

        'All the inhabitants of the world should know that the power of kings is vain and trivial' Canute reportedly said.

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      1. Nathan Lee‏ @NathanLee 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @RenewCP @TurnbullMalcolm

        More like old man yells at cloud services.pic.twitter.com/qlfrpkOLrF

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      1. DIANNE ANNA BAY‏ @beestydi 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @unanoble @TurnbullMalcolm

        on the other hand...pic.twitter.com/Ak0frtAnfe

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      1. Meta Starostin‏ @Snow_Crash 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @SenatorLudlam @TurnbullMalcolm

        Poor Malcolm. He doesn't even understand one of the basic fundamentals of The Internet. Transport Layer Security (Secure Sockets)pic.twitter.com/aMb7saCbs2

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      1. Duane‏ @duanemach 13 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @SenatorLudlam @TurnbullMalcolm

        Lisa, in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ziglw2mXbS8 …

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      1. Bilbo Fraggins‏ @bilbo_fraggins 13 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @SenatorLudlam @TurnbullMalcolm

        Painting is also the govts response to rising sea levels.

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      1. Duane‏ @duanemach 13 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @SenatorLudlam @TurnbullMalcolm

        Remember what happened the last time they tried to define pi=3.2 in legislature? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Pi_Bill …

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      1. Simon de Little‏ @simondelittle 13 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @TurnbullMalcolm

        he's gone all change and no continuity

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      1. Ian W Roberts‏ @irober02 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @TurnbullMalcolm

        It's bad news that the only politician that understands these things has just resigned. We're missing you already, Scott Ludlam.

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      1. WetheChristianvoice‏ @christiannews28 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @SenatorLudlam @TurnbullMalcolm

        does anyone actually Listen to Malcolm? The guy is so caught up in his own world it is tragic to think he is where he is. #notmyPM

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      1. Jim Moore‏ @JimMoore1963 13 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @SenatorLudlam @TurnbullMalcolm

        Poor Canute, wronged in history by his tidal *rebuttal* to deniers of his day. Will Don Dunstan be known for a belief in a tsunami prophecy?

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      2. Tim Rust‏ @tim_rust 13 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @timpoliti @TurnbullMalcolm

        Anything heard from the parliamentary "Libertarians"? I'll bet Leyonhjem is the only one to give a peep

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      3. Bprophetable‏ @bprophetable 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @tim_rust @BernardKeane and

        If computer says 'No' shoot the computer the operator keep the dog the house the 4x4 Senator DL only talks to his comb over #auspol

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Kevin‏ @Flyin_Kevin 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @TurnbullMalcolm

        QUESTION: IF #TURNBULL WEAKENS #ENCRYPTION, WILL GOV'T REFUND ANY MONEY STOLEN FROM MY BANK ACCOUNT BY HACKERS?pic.twitter.com/tfaLFY6o51

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      1. Pup Fiction‏ @jjjove 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @HughRundle @TurnbullMalcolm

        Well the LNP have proven to be science sceptics or science deniers already so no great surprise

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      1. Princess Slayer‏ @TheRedRobyn 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @SenatorLudlam @TurnbullMalcolm

        lel

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      1. Useful Design‏ @usefulDesign 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @SenatorLudlam @TurnbullMalcolm

        Meanwhile he tells people to use Signal like he does.

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