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Alleged writer and Crikey politics editor. These days mainly here for the greyhounds.

Canberra
crikey.com.au
Joined February 2009

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    Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 4 Apr 2017

    If you’re unsure, always ask yourself: What Would Admiral Ackbar Do?

    9:33 PM - 4 Apr 2017
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      2. David Lipson‏Verified account @davidlipson 4 Apr 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Move the fleet away from the Death Star?

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      3. Paul Karp‏Verified account @Paul_Karp 4 Apr 2017
        Replying to @davidlipson @BernardKeane

        Let's see if we can draw some of that fire towards those star destroyers!

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      4. David Lipson‏Verified account @davidlipson 4 Apr 2017
        Replying to @Paul_Karp @BernardKeane

        (Our cruisers can't repel fire-power of that magnitude)

        2 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
      5. Stephanie Anderson‏Verified account @stephanieando 4 Apr 2017
        Replying to @davidlipson @Paul_Karp @BernardKeane

        Nerds.

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      6. Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 4 Apr 2017
        Replying to @stephanieando @davidlipson @Paul_Karp

        Avoid traps, in the main

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      7. End of conversation
      1. Huw Parkinson‏ @rabbitandcoffee 4 Apr 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        I appreciate the suggestion but "swim in brine" is just not the solution for me.

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      1. Dan Petrie‏Verified account @DGPetrie 4 Apr 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Concentrate All Firepower On That Super Star Destroyer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RW_hGOFukMQ … #intensifyforwardfirepower!!!

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      1. Alex Kidman‏ @alexkidman 4 Apr 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Get caught in a tuna net and suffocate. I'm not seeing how that helps.

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      2. Digital idiot sitting in the grandstand.‏ @Scott_A_Moody 5 Apr 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Wait! What? I thought it was Brian Boitano.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. End of conversation
      1. Lord Mad DeMagpie‏ @dmccrorey 5 Apr 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Tell everyone "it's a trap"!!!!

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      1. Simeon‏ @s1cox 5 Apr 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Taste good with butter and garlic?

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      1. MadScotty‏ @MadScotty 5 Apr 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Stay on target? Wait that was the other guy....

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      1. Stephen Spencer‏ @sspencer_63 5 Apr 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Set a trap?

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      1. ($) Stephen Dann‏ @stephendann 4 Apr 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Spin a web any size! Concentrate fire on the cruiser guys! Declare it's a trap and call it a wrap!

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      1. Steve‏ @littlesteve 4 Apr 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/CwqLkPrbjq

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      1. Patrick Kirby‏ @pkirbyau 4 Apr 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        I'm pretty sure the advice of @BernardKeane is a trap

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      1. James Taylor‏ @notthatjt 4 Apr 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Take evasive action!

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      1.  🎄Weenis Navidad 🎄‏ @heronimous 4 Apr 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        stumble into a trap?

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      1. Gregory Dodwell‏ @gregreedee 4 Apr 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        only works if you have the luxury of a nearby fish-tank to dunk your head in.

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