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Alleged writer and Crikey politics editor. These days mainly here for the greyhounds.

Canberra
crikey.com.au
Joined February 2009

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    Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 2 Apr 2017

    Bernard Keane Retweeted Lucy Valentine

    so… do they throw the males onto a fire WHILE NAILED TO A CROSS?https://twitter.com/LucyXIV/status/848662861589041153 …

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    Lucy ValentineVerified account @LucyXIV
    now THIS is comedy! pic.twitter.com/qVsL4GfyBt
    3:29 PM - 2 Apr 2017
    • 9 Retweets
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    • Andrew Paterson Natasha Shahidullah I want an election. 40 Watt Pearl Anita Spitzer BlackCheckShirt Frghtfully Uninformd Richard Williams jg
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      1. Renew Comm'ty Power‏ @RenewCP 2 Apr 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @Wil_Anderson @LucyXIV they loterally do it

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      1. Spikeyhair‏ @AnnieWyer 2 Apr 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        I guess that guy's forgotten how many belly laughs he's had at blonde jokes and women in general. Guess his manhood has been rattled!

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      1. Leon Bambrick‏ @secretGeek 2 Apr 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @Wil_Anderson

        Seems like overkill and bad for carbon footprint.

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      1. Andrew Paterson‏ @APadeau 3 Apr 2017
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        I've not heard of burning at the stake recently, but I get his point.

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      1. Mike Presland‏ @MikePresland 2 Apr 2017
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        @LucyXIV It must be incredibly painful to be crucified 'loterally'!

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      1. MrCoconutCurry‏ @MrCoconutCurry 2 Apr 2017
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        Sheeeesh. Everyone loves to play vicitim on the internet nowadays. Especially all the straight young men I know!!!

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      1. Natasha Coster‏ @NatashaCoster1 2 Apr 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @Wil_Anderson

        Surely the routine about eating cocktail frankfurts for a week and doing a massive poo cheered him up

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      1. iamjc‏ @johnnycieo 2 Apr 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @Wil_Anderson

        It's an S&M thing

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      1. Mark Langdon‏ @TheBluntus 2 Apr 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @Wil_Anderson

        Yes, they "loterally" do.

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      1. peter meyer/official‏ @jacob2204 2 Apr 2017
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        @LucyXIV well said Lucy but I'm not sure letting kids starve to death is a good way of getting your point across

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      1. Meanwhile .....‏ @_meanwhile 2 Apr 2017
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        Clean Coal.

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      1. jaycee@jaycee‏ @trulyjaycee 2 Apr 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @IsaD88

        "Hey..if they can't take a joke..fuck 'em!" (graffiti on Melb' wall just after the last lot of graffiti was painted out! )

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      1. Bill Lumbergh‏ @stopBolt 2 Apr 2017
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        The REALLY strong lesbians are wearing gloves

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      1. Fran Lawrence‏ @franjlawrence 2 Apr 2017
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        Loterally. Apparently.

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      1. Russell Edwards‏ @Grumpyoleman55 2 Apr 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        I did a search for the "burn them alive" show and couldn't find it. Can anyone provide a link? #ThingsIwouldpaytosee

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      1.  👴🏻Reverend Heresiarch 😱 ☁️‏ @PeteLawler 2 Apr 2017
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        Would pay to see that, loterally

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      1. Bitchy and Defiant to the Bitter End‏ @billy_b0nes 2 Apr 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @Wil_Anderson

        THEY LOTERALLY DO

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