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Alleged writer and Crikey politics editor. These days mainly here for the greyhounds.

Canberra
crikey.com.au
Joined February 2009

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    Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 31 Mar 2017

    Have just realised I misspelt "too" in an earlier tweet. I apologise. It was unacceptable, and I welcome any and all mockery and derision.

    5:14 PM - 31 Mar 2017
    • 14 Retweets
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    • Judy Poulton Keith Barton Nick ruthless Sarah Willson Lady C Fair Dinkum I’m not a Bot Artist Robert Brodie GingerThistlethwaite
    46 replies 14 retweets 171 likes
      1. Ebony 'I  💓 science' McKenna‏ @EbonyMcKenna 31 Mar 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        If you ever feel alone in the universe, make a tpyo on social media ...

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      1. Grunta (Grant)‏ @gruntat 31 Mar 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @samstaglyf

        I cop insults about my spilling anf grummer all the time them give them this and let them know its about the msg not the spillingpic.twitter.com/hG9PVekDzr

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      2. Michael Pascoe‏ @MichaelPascoe01 31 Mar 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Masochist: Whip me! Whip me! Sadist: No.

        1 reply 1 retweet 13 likes
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      1. Graham Perrett‏Verified account @GrahamPerrettMP 31 Mar 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        To right

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      1. Lenna Leprena‏ @LennaLeprena 1 Apr 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        It's all 2 much 2 bear I swear! Hahaha

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      1. Stavroski‏ @alias_burgerboy 31 Mar 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Next thing you'll be voting One Nation, dying your hair and denying the laws of gravity.

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      1. Kate Carruthers‏ @kcarruthers 31 Mar 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        YOU MONSTER!!!!

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      1. Nobodhi‏ @nobhody 1 Apr 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @LennaLeprena I make that mistake to

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      1. Rupert‏ @SlavicHorde 31 Mar 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        OMG,my mouse hangs over the follow button,tell me it won't happen again?

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      2. Bernadette Brennan‏ @dettebrennan 31 Mar 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        I noticed but decided - just this once - to let it pass!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. PeteB‏ @PeterBalmer1 1 Apr 2017
        Replying to @dettebrennan @BernardKeane

        too soft. Give him him heaps, it is just untolerable 🤓

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Philip Anthony‏ @philip__anthony 1 Apr 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane @AmbientUXr

        Don't be two hard on yourself.

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      1. Michael Nelson‏ @FnordNelson 1 Apr 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Thai, how many of them were there?

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      1. Tracey‏ @traceywithhope 31 Mar 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        We all make these.

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      1. Dave‏ @davebrooker322 31 Mar 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        All good Like to save it for arseholes

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      1. Matthew Toohey‏ @TooheyMatthew 31 Mar 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Photo of *actual* self-flagellation would better atone for your sin, squire.

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      1. EJB EvoLvE EvLovE  💌‏ @ejb27a 31 Mar 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        what you need is Free Spelling Con-missioner. He'd stand up for your writes.

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      1. All things must pass, even trump‏ @_the_heart 31 Mar 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        I misspell too too so now I use 2

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