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Alleged writer and Crikey politics editor. These days mainly here for the greyhounds.

Canberra
crikey.com.au
Joined February 2009

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    Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 4 Mar 2017

    You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they're going to blow it up in 2 days. What do you do?

    2:27 PM - 4 Mar 2017
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      2. Gary FitzGerald‏ @gjfitzgerald 4 Mar 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        fire up the barby and get beer and ice

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      3. Gary FitzGerald‏ @gjfitzgerald 4 Mar 2017
        Replying to @gjfitzgerald @BernardKeane

        oh and kick eric abetz in the nuts

        0 replies 1 retweet 16 likes
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      1. Proudblacksista‏ @ColleenLavelle1 4 Mar 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Wait for Centrelink to tell me I owe them 5 million

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      1. dickfaber‏ @dickfaber 4 Mar 2017
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        prepare my thumb and not forget my towel #douglasadamswasright!

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      1. Psyberus‏ @Psyberus 4 Mar 2017
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        Bribe, i mean 'make a political donation' to aliens to leave. Will be 1st time ever that such a bribe has benefitted humanity

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      1. Jake_Mallott‏ @JakeMallott 4 Mar 2017
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        - finally! I can afford house deposit in Inner West

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      1. Mr C&D demographic‏ @MrCsandDs 4 Mar 2017
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        apply for a tax concession

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      1. The Matt Hatter‏ @hazmattsuit 4 Mar 2017
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        Steal Elon Musk's rocketship.

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      1. Sally Williamson‏ @belligerentbee 4 Mar 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        stomach-exploding volumes of cake and gin for all.

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      1. Milton Brown‏ @LostDreamland 4 Mar 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Fill a jet with homeless people and take them to a 5star tropical resort for a holiday of a lifetime.

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      1. Jack Stepney‏ @jfstepney 4 Mar 2017
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        Give the aliens $5M to go away.

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      1. Stephen Greenwood‏ @Chemistwatch 5 Mar 2017
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        Address them in Dept of Finance alien language & say 'Chill out buddies. The action you propose is inappropriate'.

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      1. David Kindon‏ @dakindon 5 Mar 2017
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        switch sides and put it in the short term money market

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      1. Bottle and Cork‏ @BottlenCork 4 Mar 2017
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        pay North Korea to nuke the aliens

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      1. Todd Norbury‏ @norbs 4 Mar 2017
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        ask them if I can go with them.

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      1. citoyenne gill‏ @pphrog 4 Mar 2017
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        Eat crayfish and chocolate, sunbake, smoke, drink and swim at a shark beach.

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      1. Melways Berry‏ @Strauchanside 4 Mar 2017
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        Ask for Matt Damon's phone number

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      1. Ebony 'I  💓 science' McKenna‏ @EbonyMcKenna 4 Mar 2017
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        best, question, ever!

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      1. peter mason‏ @pjmason27 5 Mar 2017
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        hire someone to stick a hand grenade up Pauline Hanson's arse....

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      1. Bill Royce‏ @Billroyce 5 Mar 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Introduce them to the grads at the Department of Finance. They will fall madly in love. Earth saved. Then spend the money

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