fire up the barby and get beer and ice
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oh and kick eric abetz in the nuts
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Wait for Centrelink to tell me I owe them 5 million
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prepare my thumb and not forget my towel
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Bribe, i mean 'make a political donation' to aliens to leave. Will be 1st time ever that such a bribe has benefitted humanity
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- finally! I can afford house deposit in Inner West
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apply for a tax concession
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Steal Elon Musk's rocketship.
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stomach-exploding volumes of cake and gin for all.
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Fill a jet with homeless people and take them to a 5star tropical resort for a holiday of a lifetime.
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Give the aliens $5M to go away.
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Address them in Dept of Finance alien language & say 'Chill out buddies. The action you propose is inappropriate'.
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switch sides and put it in the short term money market
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pay North Korea to nuke the aliens
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ask them if I can go with them.
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Eat crayfish and chocolate, sunbake, smoke, drink and swim at a shark beach.
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Ask for Matt Damon's phone number
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best, question, ever!
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hire someone to stick a hand grenade up Pauline Hanson's arse....
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Introduce them to the grads at the Department of Finance. They will fall madly in love. Earth saved. Then spend the money
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