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Alleged writer and Crikey politics editor. These days mainly here for the greyhounds.

Canberra
crikey.com.au
Joined February 2009

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    Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 30 Jan 2017

    My general goodwill towards huntsman spiders is being sorely tested by an ongoing invasion of my house by them.

    4:52 AM - 30 Jan 2017
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      1. Lorna Gregory‏ @lornagregory90 30 Jan 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        my father used to shoot them with an air rifle. I don't recommend it tho.

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      1. ramona quazzola‏ @r_quazzy 30 Jan 2017
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        Just in case! 🕷pic.twitter.com/8k5SsCS5xS

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      1. Mr Konkolics‏ @SeanKonkolicsAU 30 Jan 2017
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        Free pest control. I like them cos they chase their prey to exhaustion, thus the name. As long as they do it OUTSIDE the house.

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      1. Het Meister‏ @Hetmeister 30 Jan 2017
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        mostly good, except when they're bad.pic.twitter.com/SdoXcGzuP7

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      1. Mr Goose‏ @PR0PERGANDER 30 Jan 2017
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        they will eat any cockroaches you have. Great pest management if you can ignore them. Or just live with them.

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      1. Peter‏ @milk_wood 30 Jan 2017
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        Your will have rain within 3 days, betcha!

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      1. Madbrain Rudesby  😇‏ @Kaptain_Kaos 30 Jan 2017
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        The sad thing is, they won't survive, they'll dehydrate & die :-(

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      1. Jane Rayner‏ @janer98 30 Jan 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Not a fan. Had one which perched in middle of bedroom doorway, leering at me & another which used to thunder across ceiling.

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      1. Kephri‏ @Kephri1 30 Jan 2017
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        I accidentally touched one hiding in a box of Lindt balls. Didn't look where my hand went, spider was also startled

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      1. Dr Jos  🇦🇺 🇫🇷 🇱🇧‏ @redruby17 30 Jan 2017
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        really, passive voice?!

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      1. Climaticus Finch‏ @Climatearticles 30 Jan 2017
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        When it comes to spiders, sometimes you need a little Trump braggadocio.

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      1. Every Greyhound‏ @egreyhoundcomau 30 Jan 2017
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        and they return, if you relocate them!

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      1. anna sublet‏ @subbie 30 Jan 2017
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        Erggghh! Here @BernardKeane it is mice. The scrabbling, the poo, the forgotten corpses riddled with holiday maggots under the bed...

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      1. Matt Healey‏ @matthealeyrn 30 Jan 2017
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        does not beat the tiger snake i found when opening the door under my house so as to slide out a kayak

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      1. 4 A BETTER AUSTRALIA‏ @AntiAbbottAust 30 Jan 2017
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        ninja dance

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      1. b e a r h u g‏ @clarevward 30 Jan 2017
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        stay the course! My son, the spider-whisperer will visit if required.

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