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Alleged writer and Crikey politics editor. These days mainly here for the greyhounds.

Canberra
crikey.com.au
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    Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 15 Sep 2016

    calling it early: #analgate

    10:50 PM - 15 Sep 2016
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    • Doris Richardson Ryan Mckenzie dazztrx julie Jo MacD spetrosk here for a good time Catherine Louise Ann Thomas
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      2. Dimmy’s Borgir‏ @SlayerRules_420 15 Sep 2016
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @Wil_Anderson 4 out of 5 dentists recommend..:

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      3. Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 15 Sep 2016
        Replying to @SlayerRules_420 @attlien @Wil_Anderson

        *purses lips awkwardly*

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Dimmy’s Borgir‏ @SlayerRules_420 15 Sep 2016
        Replying to @BernardKeane @Wil_Anderson

        it protects against cavities

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      2. Latte Sipping Bogan‏ @Latte_Bogan 15 Sep 2016
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Has anyone asked about the MPs' positions on rimming yet? The public have a right to know #analgate

        2 replies 2 retweets 3 likes
      3. Ash Cooper‏ @ASHCOOP3R 15 Sep 2016
        Replying to @Latte_Bogan @BernardKeane

        I think that we will require a #plebiscite and a large tub of #crisco before we can get to the MPs vote on that.

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      4. Latte Sipping Bogan‏ @Latte_Bogan 15 Sep 2016
        Replying to @ASHCOOP3R @BernardKeane

        We could add a question about felching to the plebiscite too

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      5. Ash Cooper‏ @ASHCOOP3R 15 Sep 2016
        Replying to @Latte_Bogan @BernardKeane

        Well now I'm way out of my depth but whatever it is I'm sure it's worth a question on plebiscite.

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      6. Latte Sipping Bogan‏ @Latte_Bogan 15 Sep 2016
        Replying to @ASHCOOP3R @BernardKeane

        try http://urbandictionary.com  Not sure about the spelling. May have a 't' in it

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      1. Michael‏ @twofrynicehat 16 Sep 2016
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @Wil_Anderson what if your autocorrect changes that to anal gape...

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      1. kevin ingham‏ @kingham111 15 Sep 2016
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @mackaysuzie http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-09-15/queensland-standardises-age-of-consent-laws-anal-sex/7850112 … . What's newsworthy about this laws get changed all the time. Do we all feel better lol.

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      1. @elronxenu@mastodon.cloud‏ @elronxenu 15 Sep 2016
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        So #analgate is open?

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      1. Mary Vaile‏ @mary_vaile 15 Sep 2016
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        #sphincter perhaps? :D

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      1. Brad Chapman‏ @YelDarbMaI 15 Sep 2016
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @Wil_Anderson is that Street for a butt plug? #analgate

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      1. Cr Barney Langford‏ @shal2500 15 Sep 2016
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        #shutthe

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      1. Brendan Jones‏ @brandybongos 15 Sep 2016
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        ISTR that if the older partner is 26+, then the age of consent for the younger goes up to 18 anyway, universally. #analgate

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