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Alleged writer and Crikey politics editor. These days mainly here for the greyhounds.

Canberra
crikey.com.au
Joined February 2009

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    Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 7 Jun 2016

    Tonight's caption contest "Budget cuts force Attorney-General to conduct own raids"?pic.twitter.com/WDURp31LyP

    3:14 AM - 7 Jun 2016
    • 58 Retweets
    • 81 Likes
    • Yvonne Kirk Greenroam Minty Green m.e.m Graeme Paterson flyderspy 🐼 Michael Wilson jumbuck tuckerbag John Smith
    31 replies 58 retweets 81 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. steve beams‏ @dazzlerrange 7 Jun 2016
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Wyatt Roy left in car with a can of soft drink and a packet of twisties

        1 reply 3 retweets 18 likes
      3. Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 7 Jun 2016
        Replying to @dazzlerrange

        very good sir.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation
      1. dickfaber‏ @dickfaber 7 Jun 2016
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        better caption "have you got time to hear the word of our lord, rupert?" @krONik @pedwards2014

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      1. Alleged Human‏ @AbstractCode 7 Jun 2016
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        “I’d like to talk to you about our Lord and Saviour Metadata.”

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      1. Gyan‏ @GyanS 7 Jun 2016
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        "Does your laundry powder get your husbands shirts this white ?"

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      1. waywardbreed‏ @waywardbreed 7 Jun 2016
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        "I've come about the bookshelves you have for sale on gumtree"

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      2. tqft @tqft@octodon.social‏ @tqft9999 7 Jun 2016
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        you can punch Chris in the face if you vote for me

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      1. Peter Harden‏ @hardenuppete 7 Jun 2016
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @SandiHLogan "We are just checking on your internet connection to make sure our malware has installed itself properly" #auspol

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      1. Tom Potter‏ @icatchtrams 7 Jun 2016
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        "Hello, my name is George W Brandis, any chance you could explain this MetaData bizzo to me."

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      1. liz franklin‏ @Mcali4 7 Jun 2016
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        I heard he's moonlighting for A Current Affair . Has his foot in the door, are you sorry routine down pat.

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      1. mick‏ @_midofo_ 7 Jun 2016
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        "Have you seen our van?"

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      1. Latte Sipping Bogan‏ @Latte_Bogan 7 Jun 2016
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Is Brandis still alive? I thought he was in suspended animation like an old politburo guy & they'd wheel him out in a gurney

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      1. IC Lee‏ @ICLee3 7 Jun 2016
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        'Why wont you let us in? If you've got nothing to hide, you've got nothing to fear.'

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      1. Wake Up Australia!‏ @mary_tambling63 7 Jun 2016
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        "We've noticed you've been phoning the Labor Candidate a lot lately. Can we come in..."

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      1. nothing exists‏ @nothing_exists 7 Jun 2016
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        Householder to Brandis: "Talk to the hand"

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      1. You can call me Al‏ @White65A 7 Jun 2016
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        "Is that Avon?" "No, just Ding and Dong"

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      1. James Walker‏ @jwalkerclarence 7 Jun 2016
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        "look I didn't open the envelope I merely recorded the details off the front"

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