I have no TV appearances scheduled but judging by the Olympus Mons that has erupted on the side of my nose, a producer is about to call me.
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of course! Photocopiers ... Microwaves ... Washing machines, small people and dogs!
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I have never found microwaves to be that temperamental. But office printers, yes.
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the only magic power I have is my capacity to alienate people.
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oh I have totes got that one. You're not so special!
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