@BernardKeane I'm struggling to imagine the Keane actually whooping.
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@wommibat look I whoop. Sometimes. Occasionally.
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@BernardKeane Wait til the cat pisses on ur new sofa. That's gonna be the icing on the peak of ur nadir cake. -
You can clean off piss, it's when the cat sharpens its claws on the new leather couch that it really gets good
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@BernardKeane Call me when you're sprucing up bedroom in case guest might go in and you realise it's only ever a Telstra guy checking modem.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BernardKeane so you can appear on Gogglebox?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BernardKeane On reading your tweet I nodded my head slowly in understanding.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BernardKeane would that make it the highlight of your nadir?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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