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Alleged writer and Crikey politics editor. These days mainly here for the greyhounds.

Canberra
crikey.com.au
Joined February 2009

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    1. Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 11 Apr 2016
      Replying to @DrDemography

      @DrDemography *eyeroll* the myth of Scandinavian socialism dies hard...

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    2. Dr Liz Allen‏ @DrDemography 11 Apr 2016
      Replying to @BernardKeane

      @BernardKeane I often sit in meetings & rate how quickly I reckon each person wld be lost in zombie apocalypse. (Also who might we eat 1st.)

      3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
    3. Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 11 Apr 2016
      Replying to @DrDemography

      @DrDemography problem with the "Scandinavian cooperation" model, even assuming it's correct, is anyone who would help someone would die 1st.

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    4. Dr Liz Allen‏ @DrDemography 11 Apr 2016
      Replying to @BernardKeane

      @BernardKeane Ah, but cooperation is the first line of defence against infectious outbreaks. Being selfish has its merits though too.

      1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
    5. Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 11 Apr 2016
      Replying to @DrDemography

      @DrDemography all a bit moot in Scandinavia as the zeds would freeze anyway

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    6. Dr Liz Allen‏ @DrDemography 11 Apr 2016
      Replying to @BernardKeane

      @BernardKeane I think we're good in CBR. Ppl would leave, head for coast (& get stuck). I'd be sitting pretty, looting & enjoying the quiet.

      3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
    7. Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 11 Apr 2016
      Replying to @DrDemography

      @DrDemography I've identified some isolated farms on the road between Tharwa & Adaminaby that would be perfect if things really went to shit

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
    8. Dr Liz Allen‏ @DrDemography 11 Apr 2016
      Replying to @BernardKeane

      @BernardKeane We need a Zombie action plan. We should start storing seeds to grow food. I've already got bikes. We need maps. What else?

      1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
    9. Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 11 Apr 2016
      Replying to @DrDemography

      @DrDemography mattock/sledgehammer handles (skip the heads) and wrecking bars. Bunnings the go.

      1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
    10. Dr Liz Allen‏ @DrDemography 11 Apr 2016
      Replying to @BernardKeane

      @BernardKeane I hear Masters might be having sales. We'll need learn to hot wire cars. & I wanna drive a truck, I'll need to learn this too.

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      Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 11 Apr 2016
      Replying to @DrDemography

      @DrDemography cars no good - hit a zed, they're through the windscreen. & keep melee weapons to 1 piece objects - sturdier, less maintenance

      1:29 AM - 11 Apr 2016
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        2. Dr Liz Allen‏ @DrDemography 11 Apr 2016
          Replying to @BernardKeane

          @BernardKeane So is that a no on the truck?

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        3. Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 11 Apr 2016
          Replying to @DrDemography

          @DrDemography no trucks or even high mounted vehicles are fine. just cars are the problem. also, need to clean out the local pharmacy ASAP.

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        4. Dr Liz Allen‏ @DrDemography 11 Apr 2016
          Replying to @BernardKeane

          @BernardKeane Pharmacy is disaster 101, as is BCF. I'm glad I can have my truck - it makes apocalypse worthwhile. We'll need combat gear.

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        5. Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 11 Apr 2016
          Replying to @DrDemography

          @DrDemography heavy work boots are good - get a zed down, you can crush their skull. but hard to run in. depends on whether they can run.

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        6. Dr Liz Allen‏ @DrDemography 11 Apr 2016
          Replying to @BernardKeane

          @BernardKeane Let's assume no running.

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        7. Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 11 Apr 2016
          Replying to @DrDemography

          @DrDemography some say the spiked collar is a lifesaver but for mine that's too far. shoulder pads and gloves.

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        8. Dr Liz Allen‏ @DrDemography 11 Apr 2016
          Replying to @BernardKeane

          @BernardKeane I'm going to try the spikes. We'll need to learn how to make cheese - I can't survive without cheese.

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        9. Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 11 Apr 2016
          Replying to @DrDemography

          @DrDemography you better get used to hard cheese.

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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