FUCK YEAH UBER DRIVER RUNNING OUT OF VALENTINE'S CHOCOLATES JUST BEFORE ME IS A PERFECT METAPHOR FOR MY LOVE LIFE NAY MY WHOLE LIFE
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Replying to @nadinevoncohen
@nadinevoncohen I just bought myself some roses from my local Woolies cos I'm worth it.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @BernardKeane
@BernardKeane FUCK YEAH I HOPE YOU PUT OUT FOR YOU1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
Replying to @nadinevoncohen
@nadinevoncohen ah me and myself are like an old married couple
9:57 PM - 13 Feb 2016
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