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Alleged writer and Crikey politics editor. These days mainly here for the greyhounds.

Canberra
crikey.com.au
Joined February 2009

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    Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 14 Oct 2015

    Caption contestpic.twitter.com/4NZlF2Adt3

    2:22 PM - 14 Oct 2015
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    • Annie ODyne Peter M R MacDonald breast milk michael halliday777 Jimoin Fleafeet (Katie C) Lorde de Voterati Ken Anderson The Matt Hatter
    31 replies 15 retweets 9 likes
      1. The Matt Hatter‏ @hazmattsuit 14 Oct 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @BernardKeane Hail, hail Freedonia.pic.twitter.com/ZGo7GUc4kC

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      1. Ken Anderson‏ @1Hendorable1 14 Oct 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Glad @MarisePayne is defence minister now and not @HumanServicesAU otherwise she would have us working for nothing @BernardKeane

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      1. Dunken K Bliths‏ @DunkenKBliths 14 Oct 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @BernardKeane @Christo45046444 Who the hell are these two women ?

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      1.  ✴ glittersticks ✴ ✴ ✴ ✴‏ @neondiscofish 14 Oct 2015
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        @BernardKeane consult twister instructions again?

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      1. Synthetic Sid‏ @SyntheticSid 14 Oct 2015
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        @BernardKeane Kerry's PR team designed a handshake to symbolise the interwoven nature of the ANZUS alliance, and would be rewarded later

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      2. Joseph Scales‏ @JosephScales 14 Oct 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @BernardKeane not a caption, a question - why is @JulieBishopMP wearing the Qantas uniform?

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      1. Crispin Rovere‏ @crispinrovere 14 Oct 2015
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        .@BernardKeane @geoffrey_payne Explaining our #Syria strategy, through improvised performance art.

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      1. Scott F‏ @DarkTalent 14 Oct 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @BernardKeane "Hi ladies, dobyou know where the bowl is we put our keys in?"

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      1. steve beams‏ @dazzlerrange 14 Oct 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @BernardKeane the ol' reach around

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      1. Stavroski‏ @alias_burgerboy 14 Oct 2015
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        @BernardKeane "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"

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      2. michael halliday777‏ @michaelhallida4 14 Oct 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @BernardKeane anybody who isn't confused doesn't understand the situation. I've got all your albums.

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      3. James M, just another digital idiot  ⚾‏ @dotrat 14 Oct 2015
        Replying to @michaelhallida4

        @michaelhallida4 @BernardKeane JBish: 'Now put your right foot on the green circle..'

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. inanutshell‏ @barryfoundit 16 Oct 2015
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        @BernardKeane We told you to wear the earrings. Where are they?

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      1. Kjon34‏ @kjon1230 14 Oct 2015
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        @BernardKeane Funny handshake and not a leather apron in sight

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      1. Ningbojoe‏ @ningbojoe 14 Oct 2015
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        @BernardKeane Who's on first?

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      1. Whatever happened to Sam Russell?‏ @4_martinis 14 Oct 2015
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        @BernardKeane Though they had rehearsed all morning, the new dancers still couldn't get the hang of the Swan Lake choreography.

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      1. Hanson should resign‏ @cathdelaney63 14 Oct 2015
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        @BernardKeane @pigmy_pos 🎼you put your right hand in🎶

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      1. Peter M R MacDonald‏ @mac_pmr 14 Oct 2015
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        @BernardKeane grip and grin , lip service to our polispic.twitter.com/rg2Tn0UstL

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      1. Peter M R MacDonald‏ @mac_pmr 14 Oct 2015
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        @BernardKeane alp , or a red -green alliance must now make a case for government , not just rubber stamps for the big end of town

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