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Alleged writer and Crikey politics editor. These days mainly here for the greyhounds.

Canberra
crikey.com.au
Joined February 2009

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    Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 30 Sep 2015

    First monster blowie of spring, the size of a tiny bird, laughs off my Mortein squirt with a brisk rub of his forelegs, and strolls away.

    3:54 AM - 30 Sep 2015
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    • Peter Phelps MLC David Lunt Malcolm Ellis Andrew Thaler 4 EdenMonaro amante2 Josie Lester Carli Geard jsleeio @jslee@mastodon.cloud Au Pairs Pomme de Terre
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      1. grace pettigrew‏ @broomstick33 30 Sep 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @BernardKeane yes, reported my first blowfly of the summer 2 days ago. Twitter went ballistic, not. Anyway, remember they fly to the light

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      1. Annie ODyne‏ @AnnieOdyne 30 Sep 2015
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        @BernardKeane spray with canned cooking oil. brings em down for the foot-flatten [wasps too] and keeps chemicals out of kitchen air

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      1. Margaret Brennan‏ @mmbrenn 30 Sep 2015
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        @BernardKeane @ningbojoe Japanese Haiku Oh don't mistreat the fly he wrings his hands he wrings his feet.

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      2. TenneyNaumer‏ @TenneyNaumer 30 Sep 2015
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        @BernardKeane what is a blowie?

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      2. Alice‏ @AliceShawLand 30 Sep 2015
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        @BernardKeane @maxcelcat you paint quite the picture. I can almost hear it buzzing.

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      3. Paul “Wombat" J‏ @maxcelcat 30 Sep 2015
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        @AliceShawLand @BernardKeane Like a malicious helicopter mocking you and dropping germs about the place.

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      1. Malcolm Ellis‏ @43a6f0ce5dac4ea 30 Sep 2015
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        @BernardKeane lol..

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      1. Frances Keane‏ @lateonenite 30 Sep 2015
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        @BernardKeane I personally love the mental image of an urk [sic] of a fly strolling away...perhaps it could twirl an umbrella...

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      1. Scott Wimble‏ @scott_wimble 30 Sep 2015
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        @BernardKeane saw my first one today as well! They must have synced calendars

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      1. yarekidsindetention?‏ @contriteshadow 30 Sep 2015
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        @BernardKeane He'll be back.

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      1. Helena Handbasket‏ @heligolightly 30 Sep 2015
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        @BernardKeane ha - mortein. First blowie at ours snatched the flyswat and snapped it over his knee.

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