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Alleged writer and Crikey politics editor. These days mainly here for the greyhounds.

Canberra
crikey.com.au
Joined February 2009

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    Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 8 Jul 2015

    That girl you loved, but now she's middle-aged and hand in hand with an old guy and happier than you would ever have made her.

    4:20 AM - 8 Jul 2015
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      2. Tanja‏ @SoKaleidoscope 8 Jul 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @BernardKeane that happens, does it?

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      3. Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 8 Jul 2015
        Replying to @SoKaleidoscope

        @SoKaleidoscope I assume only to me, everyone else is happy and content.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Tanja‏ @SoKaleidoscope 8 Jul 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @BernardKeane it's all relative. I'm not big on deficit or completion models ('something missing until...'), but...something added is nice.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 8 Jul 2015
        Replying to @SoKaleidoscope

        @SoKaleidoscope oh indeed, and the "they complete me" thing is entirely problematic

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      6. Tanja‏ @SoKaleidoscope 8 Jul 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @BernardKeane magical non symbiosis. Two halves *don't* make a whole. ;)

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 8 Jul 2015
        Replying to @SoKaleidoscope

        @SoKaleidoscope can make a damn good hole though

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. Tanja‏ @SoKaleidoscope 8 Jul 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @BernardKeane hah, yes ;)

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      2. Hugh Riminton‏Verified account @hughriminton 8 Jul 2015
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        @BernardKeane yet doomed to remember you, Bernard. Take heart.

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 8 Jul 2015
        Replying to @hughriminton

        @hughriminton what sins have they committed to be so cursed that they remember me? something grave, surely.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Hugh Riminton‏Verified account @hughriminton 8 Jul 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @BernardKeane the rich humus we lay down, old boy, despite ourselves

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      5. End of conversation
      1. Will Sinclair‏ @sinclair_will 8 Jul 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @BernardKeane For fucks sake Bernard - it's only half time mate. Chin up. #StateOfOrigin

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      1. Michael Hartt  👐🏻‏ @whatamindblast 8 Jul 2015
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        @BernardKeane Reads like a Pulp lyric.

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      1. MRL‏ @raginglefty 8 Jul 2015
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        @BernardKeane well you aren't alone there, but maybe your muse is around the corner.

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      1. Dianne Baker‏ @didly111 8 Jul 2015
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        @BernardKeane Regrets we have a few.

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      1. Iceberg Lady 🌏 NO WAR‏ @muzzlefreemadam 8 Jul 2015
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        @BernardKeane every woman has left a trail of men just like this. Oh well...

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      1. Matt‏ @Darmatt_ 8 Jul 2015
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        Don't jump @BernardKeane

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      1. Madbrain Rudesby  😇‏ @Kaptain_Kaos 8 Jul 2015
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        @BernardKeane Yeh.

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      2. Charlee G‏ @CharleeG75 8 Jul 2015
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        @BernardKeane you could never possibly know that

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      3. eleanor bloom‏ @eleanorbloom 8 Jul 2015
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        @CharleeG75 @BernardKeane exactly

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      1. choosing‏ @ch150ch 8 Jul 2015
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        @BernardKeane Friend of mine in his 50s risked his marriage to seek out the woman he loved 30 yrs earlier. She didn't want to know him

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