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Alleged writer and Crikey politics editor. These days mainly here for the greyhounds.

Canberra
crikey.com.au
Joined February 2009

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    Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 4 Jul 2015

    Seriousment, when your argument defaults to "people will fuck chickens" & "well, it was different when Moses had multiple wives", give it up

    1:35 AM - 4 Jul 2015
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      2. Mike Carlton‏ @MikeCarlton01 4 Jul 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @BernardKeane Not as silly as it sounds, The last Emperor of Vietnam, Bao Dai, was famous for fucking ducks. Not sure how I know this..

        5 replies 3 retweets 6 likes
      3. Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 4 Jul 2015
        Replying to @MikeCarlton01

        @MikeCarlton01 lawd luvaduck, no wonder the place was embroiled in a decades-long catastrophe

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      4. Mike Carlton‏ @MikeCarlton01 4 Jul 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @BernardKeane 'Twas said he jammed their heads in a chest of drawers and approached them from behind. Led directly to Dien Bien Phu...

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 4 Jul 2015
        Replying to @MikeCarlton01

        @MikeCarlton01 And like Dien Bien Phu, the more he squeezed into that tiny enclave, the worst the ultimate defeat was.

        1 reply 2 retweets 2 likes
      6. Mike Carlton‏ @MikeCarlton01 4 Jul 2015
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        @BernardKeane 👍

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      2. Paul Barratt‏ @phbarratt 4 Jul 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @BernardKeane "You'll never know where to draw the line" is the rallying cry of the mediocre bureaucrat.

        3 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 4 Jul 2015
        Replying to @phbarratt

        @phbarratt Indeed. Can remember my 2nd year law lecturer mocking the slippery slope argument in 1987.

        2 replies 2 retweets 5 likes
      4. Paul Barratt‏ @phbarratt 4 Jul 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @BernardKeane In 35 years in APS I heard that argument plenty of times but never/never from anyone I had any respect for.

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
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      2. RoyaLBaby‏ @RoyaLBuBa 4 Jul 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @BernardKeane what sort of dipsh*t ABC ideologue is this? Eastern culture was entirely different 3000yrs ago, what don't u understand? #LNP

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      3. Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 4 Jul 2015
        Replying to @RoyaLBuBa

        @RoyaLBuBa oh dear, a religious bigot who doesn't even know their source fiction. funny!

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      1. Paul Barratt‏ @phbarratt 4 Jul 2015
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        @BernardKeane People who can't espouse cogent principles on which to base the rules should play no role in making the rules.

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      1. Craig Harvey‏ @Craig_Harvey 4 Jul 2015
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        @BernardKeane it's pretty hard to even catch a chicken.

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      1. Rachel Fenner‏Verified account @thisisrachels 4 Jul 2015
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        @BernardKeane if the chicken is a consenting adult, who are we to judge?

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      1. Viridian Duck‏ @viridianduck 4 Jul 2015
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        @BernardKeane No more duck fucking talk. Consider the chicken lover, will we have to recognise his right to marry?pic.twitter.com/2CNSOdldyx

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      1. Matthew Glynn‏ @MatthewMGlynn 4 Jul 2015
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        @BernardKeane If your argument for same sex marriage is screaming the word "equality", and "look at the polls" give it up and get serious.

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      1. Martin Turner‏ @SmartyTurner 4 Jul 2015
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        @BernardKeane I support free arrange marriage

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      1. Maureen Boller‏ @MaureenBoller 4 Jul 2015
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        @BernardKeane Yep.

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      1. James Powditch‏ @james_powditch 4 Jul 2015
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        @BernardKeane and hold your wives and chickens close

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