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Alleged writer and Crikey politics editor. These days mainly here for the greyhounds.

Canberra
crikey.com.au
Joined February 2009

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    Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 14 Jun 2015

    Hey @TonyAbbottMHR I just walked under a moving ceiling fan and felt a bit crook can you R-E-D-U-C-E them too please.

    1:24 AM - 14 Jun 2015
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      2. Bruce Campbell‏ @nvisionthing_au 14 Jun 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @bernardkeane @tonyabbottmhr @mamaduck9370 I'm worried the mayflies can't see the blades and get hit by them. Cooling fans must stopped!

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      3. MAMA DUCK‏ @mamaduck9370 14 Jun 2015
        Replying to @nvisionthing_au

        @nvisionthing_au @BernardKeane @TonyAbbottMHR oh my god....the exhaust fan in the loo! I'M SURROUNDED BY DANGER!

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      1. поддельные новости jansant‏ @Jansant 14 Jun 2015
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        @BernardKeane What, you did that without a hook? @TonyAbbottMHR

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      1. Christopher Hoare‏ @Chris_Hoare 14 Jun 2015
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        @BernardKeane @TonyAbbottMHR No money left - sorry. All gone to fund people smugglers.

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      1. Mela‏ @melapaku 14 Jun 2015
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        @BernardKeane @TonyAbbottMHR my ceiling fanizgiving me diabeeeetus

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      1. Peter Bayley‏ @peterbayley 16 Jun 2015
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        @BernardKeane @TonyAbbottMHR That'll do, Bernpic.twitter.com/1GMJsQWNj6

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      1. Sober Jim‏ @creativemercury 14 Jun 2015
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        They are terrible, once did a stretching yawn under one. Lost my right hand @bernardkeane @tonyabbottmhr

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      1. Steve Gibbons‏Verified account @SteveGibbonsXMP 14 Jun 2015
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        @BernardKeane @TonyAbbottMHR Whats gonna happen when the channel 7 chopper chills me to my feet?

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      1. vanciannotions‏ @VancianNotions 14 Jun 2015
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        @BernardKeane @TonyAbbottMHR I think the guy in the house next door to me used a desk fan once, the jerk.

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      1. Noel Kelly‏ @gnoll110 14 Jun 2015
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        @BernardKeane @TonyAbbottMHR You do realise that walking in front of the non electric car will send you sterile.

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      1. susan ireland‏ @sueireland 14 Jun 2015
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        @BernardKeane @TonyAbbottMHR I live in N Qld. Fans often on in house, noisy, unsightly. Can you investigate harm?

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      1. Luke Herring‏ @lhjh70 14 Jun 2015
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        @BernardKeane You should see @TonyAbbottMHR trying to cope with the opening sequence of Apocalypse Now #fans #blades #rotors

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