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Alleged writer and Crikey politics editor. These days mainly here for the greyhounds.

Canberra
crikey.com.au
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    Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 8 Jun 2015

    Did Yoda ever offer any advice that wasn't complete bollocks?

    9:56 PM - 8 Jun 2015
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      2. Steve Dee, designer of RELICS, coming in 2019‏ @tinstargames 8 Jun 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @BernardKeane And not thinking about size. And about the dark side not being stronger. And about concentrating. What advice WAS bollocks?

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      3. Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 8 Jun 2015
        Replying to @tinstargames

        @tinstargames how about once you give in to the Dark Side, it was always rule you - wasn't the point of the 1st trilogy that it doesn't?

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      4. Steve Dee, designer of RELICS, coming in 2019‏ @tinstargames 8 Jun 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @BernardKeane To be fair, the only known example of it NOT consuming you hadn't occurred before he said that.

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      1. Greg McNevin‏ @gregmcnevin 8 Jun 2015
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        @BernardKeane "Good job you get. Only then, house may you buy"

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      1. pawn to e1‏ @3canary 8 Jun 2015
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        @BernardKeanepic.twitter.com/nA6ui4Vnvb

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      1. Gareth Davidson‏ @red_cordial 8 Jun 2015
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        @BernardKeane Work eleventy hours per day for mortgage payments you will.

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      1. Jingo‏ @JingoJongo 8 Jun 2015
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        @BernardKeane you know he's not real don't you?

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      1. Nathan Kiely‏ @nathankiely1992 8 Jun 2015
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      1. Alleged Human‏ @AbstractCode 8 Jun 2015
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        @BernardKeane The whole "just don't fail" thing very much explains Lucas' attitude towards script writing.

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      1. iainwith3is‏ @IainnB 8 Jun 2015
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        @BernardKeane he did preempt Nike's famous motto, in a very roundabout way.

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      1. fluids_guru‏ @fluids_guru 8 Jun 2015
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        @BernardKeane Yes. In Empire Strikes Back. Watch scene when he lifts X-wing out of swamp. Ignore all other films with Yoda in them.

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      1. Steve Dee, designer of RELICS, coming in 2019‏ @tinstargames 8 Jun 2015
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        @BernardKeane Yes. At the cave. And about going to fight Vader.

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      2. Matt Magin  🌯‏ @AzMoo 8 Jun 2015
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        @BernardKeane Take life lessons from George Lucas, you do not.

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      3. fluids_guru‏ @fluids_guru 8 Jun 2015
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        @AzMoo @BernardKeane Take life lessons from George Lucas before 1981 when he was a risk-taking visionary artist. See https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BMgegut3UM …

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