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Alleged writer and Crikey politics editor. These days mainly here for the greyhounds.

Canberra
crikey.com.au
Joined February 2009

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    Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 25 May 2015

    pic.twitter.com/1i8EDlmkLK

    11:56 PM - 25 May 2015
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    • Lʏɴᴅꜱᴀʏ Fᴀʀʟᴏᴡ Soula Papadopoulos Nóirín Coffey theapathist nicholaskmc ben. Saul Denman 🤖 Effing Tonez Therese
    18 replies 9 retweets 6 likes
      1. Ross Clennett‏ @rossclennett 25 May 2015
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        @BernardKeane extract from A Chaser script, right?

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      1. Nick Schwanck  🇦🇺 🇫🇮‏ @NickSchwanck 26 May 2015
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        @BernardKeane Thanks. Best laugh all day.

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      1. Lucy Perkins‏ @plucky_siren 26 May 2015
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        @BernardKeane hahaha

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      1. Steele Blade‏ @Steele_Blade 26 May 2015
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        “@BernardKeane: pic.twitter.com/GlXQyQNCPG” pls Bernard, this isn't a subject for you to make up satirical quotes about. WTF, it's real u say?

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      1. Darren‏ @dagronf 26 May 2015
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        @BernardKeane ouch

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      1. Brendan Hidetake‏ @tintinaujapon 26 May 2015
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        @BernardKeane [cough, choke, splutter, expire on carpet]

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      1. SJW Colng‏ @ColngStanley 26 May 2015
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        @BernardKeane Made me laugh

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      1. ドン博士‏ @eldonnn 26 May 2015
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        @BernardKeane thanx for the laffs

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      1. Mark Travers‏ @mark_travers 26 May 2015
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        @BernardKeane FFS Tony! Tampons you fool, not Tampa

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      1. Mark Southcott‏ @MarkSouthcott 26 May 2015
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        @BernardKeane mmmmmmmmm

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      1. Craig Harvey‏ @Craig_Harvey 26 May 2015
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        @BernardKeane Best. Quote. Ever.

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      1. Mr C&D demographic‏ @MrCsandDs 26 May 2015
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        @BernardKeane aaamen

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      1. Tony Chatham‏ @tony_chatham 25 May 2015
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        @BernardKeane Someone's having a lend of us. Surely this is from a satirical magazine?

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      1. Sa Viddy‏ @SaViddy 25 May 2015
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        @BernardKeane well, he did say almost...Doing mustelids proud everywhere

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      1. Kate‏ @CabbagePatchCat 25 May 2015
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        @BernardKeane Heavy, heavy irony.

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      1. Michelle Bennett‏ @mm_bennett 25 May 2015
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        @BernardKeane oh, was I supposed to know that.

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      1. Super-Mo-cujo!‏ @supercujo 25 May 2015
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        @BernardKeane LOL

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      1. Matthew da Silva‏ @mattdasilva 25 May 2015
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        @BernardKeane Excuse me?

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