@BernardKeane "Oh look, Mommy! He said that if I'm a good boy & eat up all my raw onions, it will turn into a graphic design scholarship!"
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@BernardKeane "I'm so happy. I scored higher than the PM on NAPLAN."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BernardKeane Ha. It's all bikkies and fun now kid, but you'll be down the mine pit before you can say canary.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BernardKeane The PM today consulted with his chief science advisor...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BernardKeane PM caught leering again.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mackaysuzie@BernardKeane get thee behind me satan...oh you are.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BernardKeane Memo: Petra, cut off public childcare centre access to Nice biscuits. BTW, free boxes of Tim Tams for every private school kidThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BernardKeane Say "thank you" to the Prime Minister for that nice sack of coal he got you.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BernardKeane "I thought it was going to be bullshit but it just turned out to be an empty wallet! Thanks Mr Abbott!!!"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BernardKeane Try as you might, you won't beat me kid!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Little boys taste like chicken RT
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@BernardKeane Candy budget to boost pollsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BernardKeane#abbott "I have that reaction to Bill and Tanya too, sometimes have to eat an onion to stop myself laughing out loud"#auspolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BernardKeane@stufromoz "Ah yes. A small child. I'm going to crush your hopes and dreams."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BernardKeane help me mum, he's staring like a creepy lizard at me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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