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Alleged writer and Crikey politics editor. These days mainly here for the greyhounds.

Canberra
crikey.com.au
Joined February 2009

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    Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 11 May 2015

    Today's caption contestpic.twitter.com/PLKE8iJr2M

    2:22 PM - 11 May 2015
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    • Nebby Nebula Heidi Lu Guru Ray Marx & Robyn Deane (RKD) Luke Hilakari Andrew Reid Melissa Duncan Watson Bitcoin World Nic Carrington-Sima
    17 replies 7 retweets 5 likes
      1. Duncan Watson‏ @DuncanWatson8 11 May 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @BernardKeane "Oh look, Mommy! He said that if I'm a good boy & eat up all my raw onions, it will turn into a graphic design scholarship!"

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      1. Leigh Miranda‏ @LeighMiranda4 11 May 2015
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        @BernardKeane "I'm so happy. I scored higher than the PM on NAPLAN."

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      1. Just Nettie‏ @Teapot_Lady 11 May 2015
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        @BernardKeane Ha. It's all bikkies and fun now kid, but you'll be down the mine pit before you can say canary.

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      1. Adrian de Bear‏ @adebear 11 May 2015
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        @BernardKeane The PM today consulted with his chief science advisor...

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      1. Aliyah Levestam‏ @kopegi1 11 May 2015
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        @BernardKeane PM caught leering again.

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      1. shane pacey‏ @PaceyShane 11 May 2015
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        @mackaysuzie @BernardKeane get thee behind me satan...oh you are.

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      1. Trystero Books‏ @trysterobooks 12 May 2015
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        “@BernardKeane: Today's caption contest pic.twitter.com/JqGFsqHTQS” Slender man photobomb

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      1. Sir Autumn Mandrake‏ @AutumnMandrake 12 May 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @BernardKeane Memo: Petra, cut off public childcare centre access to Nice biscuits. BTW, free boxes of Tim Tams for every private school kid

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      1. Tom Sokol‏ @TSoKool 11 May 2015
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        @BernardKeane Say "thank you" to the Prime Minister for that nice sack of coal he got you.

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      1. Gilbert Nottfried‏ @GNottfried 11 May 2015
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        @BernardKeane "I thought it was going to be bullshit but it just turned out to be an empty wallet! Thanks Mr Abbott!!!"

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      1. Lorraine Hyde‏ @HydecomLorraine 11 May 2015
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        @BernardKeane Try as you might, you won't beat me kid!

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      1. Gareth Williams ™️‏ @notGareth 11 May 2015
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        Little boys taste like chicken RT @BernardKeane: Today's caption contestpic.twitter.com/NmWxG5j7Qw

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      1. barisatayman‏ @barisatayman 11 May 2015
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        @BernardKeane Candy budget to boost polls

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      1. GW47‏ @gw47_a 11 May 2015
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        @BernardKeane #abbott "I have that reaction to Bill and Tanya too, sometimes have to eat an onion to stop myself laughing out loud" #auspol

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      1. WeAreSydney‏ @WeAreSydney 11 May 2015
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        @BernardKeane @stufromoz "Ah yes. A small child. I'm going to crush your hopes and dreams."

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      1. Angela Korras‏ @AngelaKorras 11 May 2015
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        @BernardKeane help me mum, he's staring like a creepy lizard at me.

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