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Alleged writer and Crikey politics editor. These days mainly here for the greyhounds.

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crikey.com.au
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    Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 13 Mar 2015

    OK he ate a raw onion. OK. I think I actually respect Abbott more now. A raw onion. That he ate. Raw.

    1:27 AM - 13 Mar 2015
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      2. Ann Payer‏ @AnnPayer 13 Mar 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @BernardKeane @LennaLeprena I'd have been slightly impressed if he had inserted the onion!

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      4. Ann Payer‏ @AnnPayer 13 Mar 2015
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        @safzoro @LennaLeprena @BernardKeane Maybe his next barracks trick.

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      1. Sarah Patterson‏ @srpatterson5 13 Mar 2015
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        @BernardKeane this explains why i cry everytime he opens his mouth

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      2. Paul Syvret‏Verified account @PSyvret 13 Mar 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @BernardKeane that is the best way to eat them. Seriously. Like garlic.

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      3. debbiep‏ @helphelpandhelp 13 Mar 2015
        Replying to @PSyvret

        @PSyvret @BernardKeane Not with the paper like skin on surely?

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      1. Smiffy‏ @iborgward 13 Mar 2015
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        @BernardKeane @LennaLeprena at least an onion would make his breath bearablepic.twitter.com/1i3E1pPMUK

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      2. julie‏ @juliecorb 13 Mar 2015
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        @BernardKeane Abbott ate a raw onion. Worse still, it was unpeeled !

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      3. Costin Heaps  🌈‏ @DianneCostin 13 Mar 2015
        Replying to @juliecorb

        @juliecorb @BernardKeane This morning an onion, tonight a kitten. Apparently one of david-leyonhjelm devastated.pic.twitter.com/ZSD3p5UIp1

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      4. julie‏ @juliecorb 13 Mar 2015
        Replying to @DianneCostin

        @DianneCostin @BernardKeane PM daily eats plops, nothing surprises me what goes into his mouth comes out of it

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      2. @NewtonMark@mastodon.social‏ @NewtonMark 13 Mar 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @BernardKeane RAWR!

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      3. John‏ @John_Hanna 13 Mar 2015
        Replying to @NewtonMark

        @NewtonMark @BernardKeane Putin rides a horse, Tony eats raw onions. Dead heat.

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      4. @NewtonMark@mastodon.social‏ @NewtonMark 13 Mar 2015
        Replying to @John_Hanna

        @John_Hanna @BernardKeane No, no it isn't. It's an onion. Jeezus.

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      1. Nathan‏ @NKW2 13 Mar 2015
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        @BernardKeane It was the skin that got me. Onion skin!

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      2. Carlene Colahan‏ @CMColahan 13 Mar 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @BernardKeane I take it that, as this is in the news, all other international & national issues have been resolved

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      3.  ◀️ᴋᴇᴠ ᴍᴀʀᴛɪɴ ▶️‏ @kev_martin 13 Mar 2015
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        @CMColahan @BernardKeane I'm guessing it was his party trick back in 1979 and he seized upon the chance to use it. #AsYouDo

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      1. Sir Autumn Mandrake‏ @AutumnMandrake 13 Mar 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @BernardKeane Raw onion? No biggie; quite nice in fact with the right type. Do it frequently. And for the faint of heart try miracle fruit.

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      1. Neil Doody‏ @neildoody 13 Mar 2015
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        @BernardKeane recall that Bob Hawke likes to eat a raw onion too (prob referenced somewhere or other)

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      1. Michael Kennedy‏ @Michael70652696 13 Mar 2015
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        @BernardKeane and for his next act, biting the heads off live chickens.

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