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Alleged writer and Crikey politics editor. These days mainly here for the greyhounds.

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crikey.com.au
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    Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 26 Feb 2015

    Sometimes people on the internet are so Stupid I feel like trepanning myself and watching reality TV for the rest of my life.

    11:45 PM - 26 Feb 2015
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    • The Matt Hatter Jessie Cunniffe Iain Robertson TrevR James Piper Paul Byrne _tan_ RichardB ActiveCitizen Errol Smythe
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      1. David Kindon‏ @dakindon 27 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane Jeez you can't be that desperate

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      1. One Small Business‏ @CommonManMartin 27 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane Don't stress, the bell curve of humanity has 10% on opposite side to the the bottom dwellers. just need to get them involved.

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      1. Sal‏ @SalPiracha 27 Feb 2015
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        Having a bad day, @BernardKeane?

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      1. Mark Fallu‏ @brisvegas1 26 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane technically the trepanning alone wouldn't do it. 1st step... Need lobotomy 2nd step, then reality TV

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      1. Duncan Watson‏ @DuncanWatson8 26 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane We in the yung libbels reckin yor full of it HAHAHAHA

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      1. DIngles‏ @DanBIllin 26 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane *Pretending I know what trepanning means*

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      1. Catherine JK‏ @creativecatjk 26 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane What did it? Note: American Idol is on later this evening. I know. My 9 year old told me so.

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      1. Dr Andrew Watt‏ @DrAndrewWatt 26 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane Have you considered the possibility that people off the Internet are comparably stupid?

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      1. Amy‏ @missayme 26 Feb 2015
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        @bernardkeane If it is any consolation people are just as stupid in real life, you are just less aware of it.

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