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Alleged writer and Crikey politics editor. These days mainly here for the greyhounds.

Canberra
crikey.com.au
Joined February 2009

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    Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 24 Feb 2015

    What happened to the guy who used to do fake, eccentric Abbott tweets? They were cool.

    12:32 AM - 24 Feb 2015
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      2. CrystalMethylMerman™ PhD‏ @itslola2u 24 Feb 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @BernardKeane its @notTAbbott

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      3. Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 24 Feb 2015
        Replying to @itslola2u

        @itslola2u no, these were done using the fake tweet generator

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. CrystalMethylMerman™ PhD‏ @itslola2u 24 Feb 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @BernardKeane cant help you bernard, sorry.

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      5. End of conversation
      1. Andy Coldrey‏ @Koj1969 24 Feb 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @BernardKeane he had to stop because the real Tony is weirder

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      1. J star500‏ @J_star500 24 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane they made him PM

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      1. Andrew Paterson‏ @APadeau 24 Feb 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @BernardKeane plenty of willing people out there prepared to lampoon the PM. It's going to be disappointing when he goes, best liar ever.

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      1. David O'Keeffe‏ @LucanBoy1 24 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane I think Brandis induced him to another job.

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      1. Davo‏ @G8sthn 24 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane real Abbott taken over and they are even more eccentric than the fake one!

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      1. nameinathing‏ @nameinuse2 24 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane renditioned to Manus obv

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      1. David Hardie‏ @davidlhardie 24 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane he was elected PM?

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      1. Bjorn Morrison‏ @P1ayerOne 24 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane for my sanity I've been pretending everything Abbott has been saying and doing has been fake. Surely he can't be serious?

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      1. Constant Gardener‏ @Merrymacca1 24 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane turned out they weren't fake and they stopped him.

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      2. The Page‏ @millclose 24 Feb 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @BernardKeane is it @TonyAbotMHR ?

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      3. Tony A Bot‏ @TonyAbotMHR 24 Feb 2015
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        @millclose @BernardKeane She recycled the single eggnog proposal in her Earle Page lecture last year.

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      1. tony serve‏ @PeacePiper 24 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane the fake COS put it back on the treadmill

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      1. Al‏ @Jakarta1974 24 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane In Manus.

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      1. Dave Miles.‏ @DaveMiles60 24 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane He's too busy writing speeches for National Security pressers

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      1. Anne Bright‏ @ac_brite 24 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane Nauru??

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