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Alleged writer and Crikey politics editor. These days mainly here for the greyhounds.

Canberra
crikey.com.au
Joined February 2009

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    Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 16 Feb 2015

    How about "halfwit-hood", @JohnAlexanderMP? I nominate you as the first recipient.

    8:28 PM - 16 Feb 2015
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    • Mary Lucas Nathan Henderson Steven R Clark Carmel Hards Nick Innes Peter von Insolent Shane McNamara Georgie Leitch Jude
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      1. PGMartin‏ @peterm_aus 17 Feb 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @BernardKeane @JohnAlexanderMP nah.. Bunyip Grade 1, Bunyip Grade 2 etc. Where grade indicates inanity, and 1 is highest for Phil.

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      1. Terry Serio‏ @TerrySerio 17 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane @dodona777 @JohnAlexanderMP 1st 'nonghood' to #TonyAbbott

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      1. Lea‏ @lxx935 16 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane @JohnAlexanderMP wonder if his electorate regret voting for him

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      1. Lea‏ @lxx935 16 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane @JohnAlexanderMP there r plenty 2 pick from. Captain down

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      1. Jack Sumner‏ @preciouspress 16 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane @JohnAlexanderMP His 2013 Bennelong manifesto majored on Ping Pong so he's at least inadequately consistent.

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      2. Jerome Laxale‏ @jeromelaxale 16 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane looks like he gave a "matehood" to the local newspaper editor. Knighthood for @rupertmurdoch next then?pic.twitter.com/CFjE6mkyaX

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      3. Tony Chatham‏ @tony_chatham 16 Feb 2015
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        @jeromelaxale @BernardKeane The three blokes deserve each other. What a team of nongs?

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      2. Lobes‏ @Lobes 16 Feb 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @BernardKeane @JohnAlexanderMP Chill the storys light hearted and seems to exist mostly to unleash a volley of tennis puns @danielhurstbne

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      3. Daniel Hurst‏Verified account @danielhurstbne 16 Feb 2015
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        @Lobes @BernardKeane @JohnAlexanderMP It's all a bit of fun/pun

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      1. Cui Bono‏ @lapuntadelfin 16 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane @JohnAlexanderMP umm how about a system of Australian orders? Like we have. I give up.

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      1. Tony Chatham‏ @tony_chatham 16 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane @JohnAlexanderMP Watch it! He's just blocked me for pointing out his ignorance.

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      1. CrystalMethylMerman™ PhD‏ @itslola2u 16 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane @JohnAlexanderMP no better recipient. in an elite class of lnp halfwits way out of their depth.

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