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Alleged writer and Crikey politics editor. These days mainly here for the greyhounds.

Canberra
crikey.com.au
Joined February 2009

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    Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 12 Feb 2015

    the funny thing is you all think Ruddock can be killed with an ordinary bullet.

    11:01 PM - 12 Feb 2015
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      2. Substandard & Poor‏ @64AnthonyP 12 Feb 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @BernardKeane A bunch of garlic, wooden cross-stake, silver bullet. If not available, suffocation from naked oiled bodies of Joyce & Hockey.

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      3. Ron Fitzpatrick‏ @TelecasterRon 13 Feb 2015
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        @64AnthonyP @BernardKeane Eewwww!

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      4. Substandard & Poor‏ @64AnthonyP 13 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TelecasterRon

        @TelecasterRon @BernardKeane That's 3 eews. I can now start a sheep station! @Baxeybel @3wombats

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      1. Liam McNicholas‏ @LiamMcNicholas 12 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane I think it's a long fall into the Death Star power core that's required, isn't it?

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      1. Threat Level Meta‏ @StatNerdery 12 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane He'll rise again in a decade or two to feast on the virtuous.

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      1. Maureen Boller‏ @MaureenBoller 13 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane Ruddock will need a stake through the heart. At least.

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      1. Footsoldier of the matriarchy‏ @melaninenial 12 Feb 2015
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        NB may be unkillable RT@BernardKeane the funny thing is you all think Ruddock can be killed with an ordinary bullet.pic.twitter.com/W7hGa9mppT

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      1. Daily Terroir‏ @johnnybridge2 12 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane Buchholz climate denier?

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      1. poet laureate‏ @realDeanCool 12 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane The funny thing is, most people don't realise Ruddock is actually a muppet.pic.twitter.com/ClRMT0wGOp

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      1. Warwick‏ @WarWraith 12 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane @mpesce Ruddock. Roy. Always two there are….

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      2. Elle Cee‏ @Ellecee4291 12 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane He's like The Picture of Dorian Gray in reverse. There's a mirror in a locked attic somewhere with a beautiful young man in it

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      3. Eighties Tragic‏ @eightiestragic 12 Feb 2015
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        @Ellecee4291 @BernardKeane Nah - I remember Ruddock from the 70s: not beautiful

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      4. Elle Cee‏ @Ellecee4291 12 Feb 2015
        Replying to @eightiestragic

        @eightiestragic @BernardKeane True! I remember being shocked seeing him, youngest MP in the old House with his feet up on the bench in front

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      1. Lazza‏ @lazzamar 13 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane he's been dead for years

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      1. Stewart‏ @willie1foot 13 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane @macinearla He can. But only to the brain. I've watched The Walking Dead you know.....

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      1. Duncan Watson‏ @DuncanWatson8 13 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane @Boeufblogginon Even a silver bullet mightn't have worked. Abbott, be warned! The coffin lid is already starting to lift...

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      1. Tetrisnet‏ @Tetrisnet 13 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane - No way ! He's a Lawyer, P**s off deep Liberal blood and watch what follows.

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      1. Rita El Daghl‏ @RitaElDaghl 13 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane what if he's thrown overboard

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      1. Sean Minney‏ @SMinney 12 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane nope - has anyone actually seen him in daylight?

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      1. Logic Frenzy‏ @logicfrenzy 12 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane @mpesce Yeah right.. Let's see Ruddock as immigration minister without stuffing up... ....Hey wait a minute..

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