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Alleged writer and Crikey politics editor. These days mainly here for the greyhounds.

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crikey.com.au
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    Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 2 Feb 2015

    Funniest line today is from Dennis Shanahan, saying Christopher Pyne could be a "compromise candidate" for the Prime Ministership.

    12:46 PM - 2 Feb 2015
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      2. Graham Perrett‏Verified account @GrahamPerrettMP 2 Feb 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @BernardKeane At least he is right about the "compromise" part.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane 2 Feb 2015
        Replying to @GrahamPerrettMP

        @GrahamPerrettMP Hmmm, if Pyne can be mentioned in dispatches surely we can get some Jensenmentum going too?

        2 replies 2 retweets 1 like
      4. Steve Gibbons‏Verified account @SteveGibbonsXMP 2 Feb 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @BernardKeane @GrahamPerrettMP Now that sounds like a plan so long as Barnaby becomes Jensen's deputy!

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      2. Tim Watts MP‏Verified account @TimWattsMP 2 Feb 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @BernardKeane oh please let it that be possible.

        3 replies 4 retweets 5 likes
      3. Hilly‏ @Hillyhobbit 2 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TimWattsMP

        @TimWattsMP @BernardKeane Wud be awesome - based on current polls he wud lose his seat - another LNP leader to go that way (Howard, Newman)

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
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      2. Valerie Vertue‏ @VVertue1 2 Feb 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @bernardkeane @hillyhobbit Watched his ABC interview with Trioli this morning.As a Candidate 4 PM he would make a good sewerage worker

        1 reply 2 retweets 2 likes
      3. Lorraine Hyde‏ @HydecomLorraine 2 Feb 2015
        Replying to @VVertue1

        @VVertue1 @Hillyhobbit @BernardKeane If Pyne ever, ever, ever, made it to PM, we'd all be rooned!!!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. The $444 million is in a paper bag as agreed‏ @ozpsych 2 Feb 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        .@BernardKeane @earthma23 I can't even.

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      3. LadyBatBotKimberley -Spy  🦇‏ @earthma23 2 Feb 2015
        Replying to @ozpsych

        @ozpsych @BernardKeane oh but come on it'd be fun - Head boy trying to be Head Master; destined to fail spectacularly #lol #Pyne4PM #LNPfail

        0 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
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      1. Ms Pheklis Prunk  🌈‏ @TartNasty 2 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane @3wombats T'was a very serious statement coming from a genius searching for meaning, and the North west passage simultaneously

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      1. Annette‏ @annetted101 2 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane I'd emigrate if Pyne became PM.

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      1. Hassa‏ @Haich44 3 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane @HEX_____ Hahahahaha oh please do it I dare you!

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      1. Defiant Biartch‏ @Lisabiartch 2 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane @Lyn_Col o FFS!!

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      1. Volt-aire's: bastard‏ @MickKime 2 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane @Lyn_Col Think pantomime was the word he was looking for!

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      1. Andrew Vincent‏ @GoodKnievil 2 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane have to clean the cornflakes off my screen.

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      1. Meanwhile .....‏ @_meanwhile 2 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane @KKeneally Can they do that please? His head would turn inside out with the size of his smug smile and we'd be rid of him.

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      1. wizardovoz‏ @wizardovoz 2 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane Noooooooooo Not the Poodle!! First Dog On the Moon for PM

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      1. Colley‏Verified account @JamColley 2 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane because you would have to compromise everything you believe in to think that's a good idea

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      1. Kate Carruthers‏ @kcarruthers 2 Feb 2015
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        @BernardKeane I’ve been calling for some #pynementum for days!

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      2. honesthistory.net.au‏ @honesthistory1 2 Feb 2015
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        @BernardKeane anything is possible in Toytown

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      3. Trebor Elvers‏ @wine_o_phile 2 Feb 2015
        Replying to @honesthistory1

        @honesthistory1 @BernardKeane Probably the only way they could ensure worse polling! Probably means that it will happen.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. honesthistory.net.au‏ @honesthistory1 2 Feb 2015
        Replying to @wine_o_phile

        @wine_o_phile @BernardKeane Morrison as another compromise candidate? Turnbull to become Independent? Parliamentary Triangle meltdown?

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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