I just dropped my peeled lunch-banana on the dirty dirty carpet.
@belligerentbee not if you use the back of your hands to touch all the surfaces necessary for washing
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@BernardKeane One word: aerosols -
@belligerentbee that's a funny spelling of that word -
@BernardKeane Aerosols from arseholes
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