I just dropped my peeled lunch-banana on the dirty dirty carpet.
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@BernardKeane I had to pretty much shave it before i could eat it. -
@belligerentbee did you wash it? I'd have washed it. -
@BernardKeane Spoiler alert: I'm lazy... the kitchen is at least 20m from my desk. -
@belligerentbee what about the toilets? you could have washed it in there -
@BernardKeane They are just as far as the kitchen. PLUS:there are germs i the toilet. GERMS! YOU HEAR ME? -
@belligerentbee not if you use the back of your hands to touch all the surfaces necessary for washing -
@BernardKeane One word: aerosols -
@belligerentbee that's a funny spelling of that word - 1 more reply
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