@BernardKeane I want to be full of friggin' fire retardant! What happens if I spontaneously combust? Stupid actress.
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@PeterPhelpsMLC I believe if you really do spontaneously combust, Dickens will return from the dead and include you in a new novel.
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@BernardKeane Paltrow’s arrogant condescension, assuming I’m not already a ‘chia seeds, liquidised almonds, kale and stevia’ stalwart.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BernardKeane I usually ignore her, but she seems to be in desperate need of a reality check. May be she should hang out with AJolie? lol!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BernardKeane I love that making your own wraps is named inconvenient. Really?! I still don't hate her :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BernardKeane I've definitely had too many Xmas fire retardants.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Expect chia spike… and warn the kale farmers about the quinoa crash.
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@BernardKeane U can't put me off Paltrow's 'Emma'. Sophie Thompson's Miss Bates at the picnic is 1 of the gr8est scenes in British movies.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BernardKeane Hate is a strong word but the word 'detox' almost gets me there.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BernardKeane By far and away the most important paragraph was the last. It should be at the top, set in bold at 144ptThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BernardKeane@John_Bingham FFS love! Have a friggin T-bone and chill out...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Time for some of this http://youtu.be/YQuAxY9lTy0
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@BernardKeane and plenty more where that came from http://youtu.be/daXE_R2fA-U Party all the time Bernard !
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@BernardKeane Well, you know, just as long as she can back it all up with scientific studies n stuff!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BernardKeane what's this endorsing Stevia Only poss reason is The corporation is enriching her -
@zhalli1@BernardKeane The possibility of being rid of "fire retardants" is very exciting.
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@BernardKeane Coconut flour? o_OThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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