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Alleged writer and Crikey politics editor. These days mainly here for the greyhounds.

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crikey.com.au
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    Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane Sep 18

    Let's strip the citizenship of fruit contaminators. And send the army in. Operation Sovereign Strawberries. We will decide which fruit is eaten and the circumstances in which it is consumed. Also a $500m rescue package for growers. And an envoy for strawberries.

    10:43 PM - 18 Sep 2018
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      1. Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane Sep 18

        One day Scott Morrison will proudly feature in his office a statue of a pin emblazoned with the words "I Stopped These".

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      2. David Horne‏ @DavidHo53936914 Sep 18
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Just waiting for NSW Gov to ban the sale of needles....

        3 replies 5 retweets 44 likes
      3. Robyn K‏ @RobynK12 Sep 19
        Replying to @DavidHo53936914 @BernardKeane

        Haberdashery roulette.

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      2. Effing Tonez‏ @toninicho Sep 18
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        pic.twitter.com/9gs1VoRBdW

        1 reply 4 retweets 12 likes
      3. Miriam Cosic‏ @miriamcosic Sep 18
        Replying to @toninicho

        I love Shirley Temple! 😍

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      4. Effing Tonez‏ @toninicho Sep 18
        Replying to @miriamcosic

        That gif is so infectious 😍

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      1. Phil Gilmore‏ @phil_gilmore Sep 19
        Replying to @BernardKeane @MikeCarlton01

        There will be no cuts to strawberries under any government I lead.

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      2. James One  🌈‏ @james00000001 Sep 19
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Scott's hoping his mega strawberry publicity makes the copycats go world-wide. Any publicly is good publicly for this government.

        2 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. Huw Merlin‏ @Huw_Merlin Sep 19
        Replying to @james00000001 @BernardKeane

        You know that is what he's thinking. But it's not true. Look at his hero Trump. Starting to scramble from all the "publicity".

        0 replies 1 retweet 8 likes
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      2. Diana Tremaine‏ @cthylladaughter Sep 19
        Replying to @BernardKeane @DrHarryLime

        Can Tony be the envoy for strawberries?

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. DrHarryLime‏ @DrHarryLime Sep 19
        Replying to @erstkate @BernardKeane

        Raspberries

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      4. NoKingHitz‏ @NoKingHitz Sep 20
        Replying to @DrHarryLime @erstkate @BernardKeane

        Cackleberries?

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Diana Tremaine‏ @cthylladaughter Sep 20
        Replying to @NoKingHitz @DrHarryLime @BernardKeane

        Lingonberries

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      6. Phillip Branch‏ @philusx Sep 28
        Replying to @erstkate @NoKingHitz and

        Dangleberries

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      1. Stephen Johnston‏ @ColonelRetd Sep 19
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Are we allowed to discuss "On-Strawberry Patch" matters?

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      2. Lyne Fomiatti‏ @LyneFomiatti Sep 18
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        ...Man all stations... This is an emergency... Motor Mouth wants his 🍓 safe for breakfast...

        1 reply 2 retweets 10 likes
      3. jack@bexley‏ @jack_bexley Sep 19
        Replying to @LyneFomiatti @BernardKeane

        Motor Mouth  🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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      1. Ken Anderson‏ @1Hendorable1 Sep 19
        Replying to @BernardKeane @3wombats

        A pity a bit of the passion people have for strawberry farmers cannot be extended to people who cant work or get a job even when they have not had a needle stuck in them.

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      1. Libiamo‏ @LibiamoWine Sep 18
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        the problem only started after Morrison handed out those pins. i know correlation isnt causation but....

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