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Alleged writer and Crikey politics editor. These days mainly here for the greyhounds.

Canberra
crikey.com.au
Joined February 2009

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    Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane Sep 1

    I'm really pleased with The Mess We're In. But I do regret not proposing one additional solution at the end: if the fuctness of the world is getting you down, adopt a greyhound. I swear you will never regret it.

    2:03 AM - 1 Sep 2018
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    • Mark Whalan Lady Sumac Cameron Eaton Sue-Ellen Smith The Warringah Republic BShaw Mary Companion Animal Rescue Awards Roberto Jones
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      1. Every Greyhound‏ @egreyhoundcomau Sep 1
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        The world is a better place when your #greyhound is smiling at you ❤️

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      1. Dave‏ @lefthand_diodes Sep 1
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Or two.pic.twitter.com/O5bDPOZ5mQ

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      2. grace pettigrew‏ @broomstick33 Sep 1
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        fuckedness

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      3. Mary Lucas‏ @kif_inti_mary Sep 1
        Replying to @broomstick33 @BernardKeane

        I like it..

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      4. grace pettigrew‏ @broomstick33 Sep 1
        Replying to @kif_inti_mary @BernardKeane

        yes, its all in the pronunciation, with equal syllabic emphasis

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      1. Nicole Read-Smith‏ @65nicnac Sep 1
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Totally agree.pic.twitter.com/7QfHjHrSC2

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      1. John Kingston‏ @kinjkinjkinj Sep 1
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Pedro says hello, Mr Keanepic.twitter.com/VuvL3xIbPI

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      1. Anne-Marie Ryan‏ @AmryanAnnie Sep 1
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Cats are cool too! I’ve had my pair for 20 years now!pic.twitter.com/mSPnNX9DgS

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      1. Angela Thomas‏ @angelabysouth Sep 1
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        We used to say that they're the dog world's best-kept secret. But word has got out 😉❤️

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      1. Stuckat Thisbit‏ @stuckatthisbit Sep 1
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Agreed they’re tops

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      1. coolmccool‏ @coolmccool Sep 1
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Yep. We rescued a greyhound / whippet cross (lurcher) in UK. But also got huge pleasure from helping out at rescue - just walkn the dogs. Good way to start.

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      1. PedroTheBoatBuilder‏ @PedroBoatBilder Sep 1
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Digger, looking bashful, but in reality thinking “when are you going to f-off to bed so I can have the lounge?”pic.twitter.com/x5ZlCXEMaw

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      1. Grumble Cat‏ @GrumbleCat67 Sep 1
        Replying to @BernardKeane @egreyhoundcomau

        This is very true. Those eyes and pointy snoot will cheer you against the fuckedness #greyhoundsforlife

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      1. Andrew Garrett‏ @OenoViva Sep 10
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        I agree with grace regarding the spelling of fuckedness....the problems with Royal Commissions is they have not yet blamed the licensor (the Crown) for the misconduct of agencies/employees/officers/delegates/contractors/licencee of the Crown.... thus avoiding vicarious liability

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      1. Jack Hickey - Little Black Atheist Duck/Retribute‏ @jackfjack6 Sep 2
        Replying to @BernardKeane @MSMWatchdog2013

        So beautiful, as you now know a sight-hound, at home marvellous. Onya.

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      1. Joolz‏ @REBTOZ Sep 2
        Replying to @BernardKeane @MSMWatchdog2013

        So true!

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      1. JAN ALEX‏ @transcendenture Sep 2
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Aww if only I wasn’t allergic

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      1. Heather‏ @HEB2205 Sep 1
        Replying to @BernardKeane @mahootna2

        Good solution #greyhound

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      1. Dinesh Mathew Greens candidate for Caulfield‏ @DineshMathew Sep 1
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        yaypic.twitter.com/qYuovovyoU

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      1. Chris Grinter‏ @chrisgrinter56 Sep 1
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        My dog had two owners before , now has a mate neither of us regret finding each other

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